Because sometimes we need to be unhinged

i love this because it's like. why did paleolithic peoples paint the hunt. perhaps to celebrate and honour brave deeds that kept the community alive. perhaps to bring luck for future hunts. perhaps to instruct those who came after how to slay the beast. perhaps to remind us we can: that the mammoth is not unkillable.

this graffiti, too, serves those purposes!

i fucking can’t believe this

im going to fucking scream

There’s definitely some Republican senators who know very well that Trump and his administration and especially Elon fucking suck but they have to fall in line and defend him. They tried to move away from him last election cycle but the voter base wasn’t having it for the most part.

Which isn’t an excuse or a defense it’s just very funny. Like imagine hating your boss or the billionaire who’s attached to your party like a leech currently but every time you get interviewed you have to verbally suck his dick to keep your job. And come to think of it is most jobs but I still find the idea of republicans being utterly miserable on the inside very amusing. It’s the least they deserve.

Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this

Also this:

I’m starting a collection.

It is incredibly hilarious that Lou Wilson got two jet skis, Jacob got a motorcycle and took classes for it, and then Vic went "I robbed your house <3".

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 jester!

1 mime!

one of each……. The Balanced Humors

Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

I am among the first people to arrive which means I get to play a fun process of elimination game. It is not the family's youngest child so I think that leaves two more. Unless Stephanie is an aunt or a niece or something.

Have learned that Stephanie is the eldest child. Which is very convenient for me because she is the one family member whose name I could not remember anyway.

Shout out to Stephanie's friend who read this post and called me out on it during the seder.

The craziest thing to me is finding out that the infamous Joker car that used to drive around my city and neighborhood all the time was owned by LOU FUCKIN WILSON

Don’t assume malice. Assume ignorance. Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find. 

Always remember Hanlon’s Razor–”Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation.”

That’s said, never forget Fred Clark’s Law, either: “Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.” There’s a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice–at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.