it’s Gorgug. keep going.

heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

hi. hi. hi hello this one cannot be left in the tags thank you deeply so much tumblr user dorbu. you understand. you Get It... The Post...

the oiar's resident girlfailure

**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

[ID: tumblr tags added to this post that say, "#jack #<- not a blorbo just my ex" /End ID]

you know i love you right?

collecting posts of this type

and this one too ofcourse…

dying at this interaction

/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

I'm half joking, which either means that I'm presenting sincere beliefs flippantly to avoid backlash, that I'm completely lying about what someone like me would say, that I'm presenting a mix of true and false statements, or that I'm loaning out a socially acceptable opinion to nudge you back in line /hj

(you’re a human being at a tea party)

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk

to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!

the cool yet absolutely pathetic failboys of all time

sketch only ver under cut cause i like it a lot

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

sure, what could possibly go wrong

same tbh

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

a sophomore year design

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday