04.05.25

MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2000-2006) S01E01 - Pilot

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

fuck yes

every day is trans day of visibility to me

tulips

No release date and I’m already seated

I just told my mom about this and she was like what if they’re just dating

HEY

For all you WONDERFUL FIC WRITERS who made the mistake of following me

LOOK AT THIS

I- I didn’t realize this but it’s so true

I’ve had these thoughts, too. Universe really said, “Hey! You need to see this” 😳

Using unsecure unauthorized phones honors Putin and shows that MAGA is fully subordinate to Russia.

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

gotta include the bonus panel

i know it's old news at this point but this headline still fucking kills me

A Goofy Movie (1995) dir. Kevin Lima

Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh?

Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you

oh okay

every image from this facebook account is so good

Why yes this is my pet pompom I spend four hours a day brushing its hair