Pinned

Computergirl with a 34inch 4k UHD 240hz ultrawide curved monitor for a head, but she only ever emotes with ASCII characters and jpegs she downloaded in 2012 so you never get to see her specs at even a fraction of her potential

At first you think “oh maybe she just doesn’t have a very good graphics card or she doesn’t have enough ram or her OS is out of date” but then you’re talking to her about the one time you went on a date to the beach (but not like on the beach cause you didn’t wanna get sand in her circuits and in retrospect the salty air probably wasn’t very good for her but you both agreed you had fun) and how you saw the most beautiful sunset and how you wished you could see one like that again

And she just. Brings up the most crystal clear lifelike footage of that exact sunset. The waves lapping at the sand. The audio coming out of her speakers more vibrant than in your memory of the evening. The camera, her face, turns to look at you wistfully staring out at the horizon and you get to see your own pure unbridled joy and love for life in that very moment. Past You turns to look at her and you give her the biggest smile.

Then the video stops and you’re just staring at your reflection in her pitch-black curved screen. You’re crying. Her face lights up again.

“Semicolon, left parenthesis, question mark?”

Why are you crying.

You wipe the tears, smile, and give her the biggest, most gentle hug you can muster so as to not jostle her components. Out of the corner of your eye you see her response, in all its unicode, Arial font glory;

“Less than three, colon P”

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

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