The straight agenda
never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion
smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah
heart shaped forget-me-nots
"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.
girls after age 7:
So very crash!
Whoโs going to go back to 2015 and tell past me all about how this meme became sentient and destroyed the government?
this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.
Turn the sound on
at the risk of sounding elderlyโฆ anyone remember when buying concert tickets was uhhhhhโฆ not like this?
Iโm watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says โthatโs not a real name, but alrightโ which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80โs and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
I think...you might be right