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the inherent comedy of btvs starting with a vampire who angsts constantly about being a vampire and turns not being able to be in the sun with Buffy into a whole big mopey thing and then a couple years later having another vampire date Buffy except he doesn't give a fuck at all about those things lmaoooo. The sun? no problem, he just throws a ratty blanket over his head and runs when he's out during the day. Zero angst about this from him, he makes do. The mortal/immortal thing never even crossed his mind as a problem, they'll cross that bridge when they get to it. Can't have kids? Why would he worry about giving something to Buffy that she never showed any interest in?

Spike is so funny, it never even occurred to him to angst about being in a vampire/human relationship, he literally doesn't care at all. I love him.

the reason buffy summers is a much better protagonist than a lot of the main characters in other teen supernatural shows is that those characters tend to be good people in a passive, boring way. they're generally nice and care about doing good, but they're rarely placed in situations where they have to make difficult decisions with no good outcomes, or pushed to extremes that force them to contend with the ugliest parts of themselves. btvs meanwhile is absolutely obsessed with the idea that passivity is inherently unethical. as such, in order for buffy to be a good person, she constantly has to make active choices. she never gets to be indecisive in the face of a moral dilemma. she always has to choose, to make tough calls, and that makes her genuine heroism and goodness far more compelling than a character who's just kind of passively nice.

i love it when one of buffy's macho guys is threatening spike and he goes sooo slinkety faggoty and they're enraged because suddenly they see what she sees in him

basically he's like go on push me I know you like it, and they're so mad because if they push more, he'll be right which threatens their masculinity, and if they pull away they'll be admitting that he's got to them, or, for that matter, that they've identified the subtext in the first place, which also threatens their masculinity

and then there's the fact that they couldn't let themselves be pushed like that but ooh don't you wish you could big boy

also i am so sorry but they can never do a buffy reboot with the original cast of characters because you will never ever be able to knowingly recreate the precarious tightrope of sex-symbol, cringefail loser, vulnerable lover boy, clown, trash man, babygirl, that Spike achieved.

This man can only exist by accident, i am so so fucking sorrry

guys, this post is 2 years old and was hypothetical at the time, I do not want this curse of prophesy 😭

my fave implied Spike lore is that the only reason he's well known for torturing ppl with railroad tracks is because he probably killed all his bullies that way via poetic irony. And THEN he decided to pick an edgy vampire name in reference to it AND also decided to live up to his "William the bloody" nickname in the most literal and gruesome way possible. Dude was not messing around, do not make fun of his poetry, he had a real chip on his shoulder about it.

do you guys ever think about that time in season 3 when buffy had to talk to the school counselor and he was played by mr. moseby and at first she was all dismissive of it but then he actually got through to her so she went back to his office and admitted that she was scared and actually asked for help but it turned out that she was talking to mr. moseby's dead body and then for the rest of the show she never asked anybody for help ever again? because I think about it every day

Watching Spike at Buffy's party in Older and Far Away and thinking about when characters act all nympho because it's easier to act like you just want sex instead of love or attention. Spike's skulking about and pestering her like he's desperate for a quick shag under the stairs and like I'm sure he genuinely is lol and wants a shot of the electric back massager BUT I think bigger picture he'd just looove her to like acknowledge their situation even in the shadowy vicinity of others. Like it'd make it so much more real for him. Sneaking around is hot and all but I feel like he's also playing up sex crazed machismo in this ep because he wants to matter and get attention and properly exist in her life. He does this in general in s6 of course to get intimacy and I think that's also interesting in terms of how things sadly culminate in this season

Omg this episode is actually making me soooo sad ahhh it's so sad when dirty little secret characters want to be normal so much. Spike popping over with beer, bringing his moral support friend Clem lol, and trying to pick up Buffy's hands in the hallway then playing cards with her on the floor etc. Ohhhhhh ouchhhh :(

rewatching Buffy is funny because in 'School Hard' they're all "William the Bloody" and "railroad spikes" this and "Once he starts something he doesn't stop" that and you can't believe you ever fell for that mysterious villain set up because that's literally mr puppy eyes himself like what do you mean he's worse than anything she's ever faced? This is the man who complains about his nails being wet and gets nervous about being out for a walk, bitch

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