what the hell going on...

i love my son %appdata%

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and

...you know when I saw this 3 years ago I definitely did not notice the line of guys sprinting toward him at the end.

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

GLaDOS learns about isopods

Sex Patchnotes 2.28

KNOWN ISSUES:

logging off during doggy style may kill everyone on earth

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

jigsaw voice in front of you is a delicious yummy. you have to eat the whole thing. you can take a few bites. you aren't allergic to it. if you eat the whole hting i'll give you another. i love you.

The bombs have returned to Gaza. 

Two months of ceasefire was not enough for the people of Gaza to rebuild. With the lack of aid and resources, they would have needed centuries. Even so, in the interim “peace”, the Al-Anqars did their best to bring their life back from the unbearable. Birthdays were celebrated, and Khaled even got engaged. But now that the planes and missiles and drones are back, there is only pure survival left. 

Nabil, the patriarch, has sliced his hand open with a handsaw while collecting firewood to keep his family from freezing and requires an operation to reattach the tendons. Noor, the littlest, is not getting enough food. The prices since the war’s reigniting have skyrocketed once again. We, the people reading this, are their only hopes. 

PLEASE, this is truly the only way to support individual Gazan families. The Al-Anqar family is 14 people, spanning three generations. Every euro matters more than you could ever know. WE NEED FUNDS FOR NABIL’S OPERATION (€700), FOOD, WATER, GASOLINE, AND MONEY FOR THE RAFAH CROSSING, PROVIDED IT OPENS AGAIN.

After the return of war, the continuous strikes, the return of genocide, the closure of crossings, and the exorbitant rise in prices... I appeal to you to help me and my family before it is too late.🙏

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Today, my family was displaced under heavy bombardment after a three-day siege in a tent. They left behind everything: clothes, food, and medicine. Please look at us with compassion. Do something. Participate. Protest. Donate.

Environment.

just your wait for my famous sinister stew to finish boy youre in for a treat

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

Sometimes it does feel weird talking about NSFW bans because you either see it discussed in the sense of "NSFW bans are bad because the systems just randomly shoot innocent queer people!" or "The NSFW was bad (supposedly) but all the weirdos who jacked off to porn went away so things are nicer now" and its like

man that's great meanwhile I don't think Mastercard should decide if I pay someone to draw Cynthia from Pokemon being brainwashed or not.

There's just this unspoken rule that kink art is inherently disposable or cheap or not worth defending and man kink art rocks. I love people who create it. People who write about kink and draw it and live it are the coolest fucking people ever and they shouldn't be targeted period.