katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop

touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

Or fucking eyelashes jfc

EVERYBODY WINS!!!

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Actually I’m so happy the likes number starts with 69

Actually I’m

so happy the likes number

starts with 69

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Just casually suggesting privatising the arrest, processing and deportation of human beings like that's a normal, not-evil thing to say.

It's funny he should say that, because my vision of a better world is one where everyone involved in ICE has died a slow and painful death from cancer and now their worthless carcasses are rotting in the ground in unmourned graves :D

#ICELivesDontMatter

I’m

The youth are lost

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

Hm

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

not "he" as in "he/him" but "he" as in "hedgehog"

people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago

Bringing this out of the tags:

A fic written 2 years ago is NOT OLD. Two years is nothing. Two years ago was yesterday.

Also I don't care if a fic is 10 years old. Leave those comments!! Even if you think the author isn't active, or moved on from the fandom, I promise you it will make them smile.

I commented on a fic that was 11 years old, and there was already a response by the time I got up the next morning. Comment on the fics, please, comment on them, I promise it'll make the author's day either way

I got a comment on a fic of mine this week that just read "TWO THOUSAND AND NINE?"

I replied to it within seconds, of course. someone commented on my fic

As @pentapoda put it in this post:

Some of my favourite recent protest signs