My knowledge is definitive

i regret nothing

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

​tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game

Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

Every time I'm in the alps. I hear meow meow meow meow

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

Hey everyone how's it going

the homecoming episode

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

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I DIDN’T KNOWWWW

johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york

bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a romance language: wow this transcends language

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a germanic language: this language cannot be real

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in an english-based creole or pidgin: [racism]

this is devastating