spongebob makes burgers in the back of the kitchen. he passes the burgers through a window, to squidward, who is his male coworker. squidward hands the burgers to the customers of the restaurant that both Squidward and Spongebob work for.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ

The fundraiser organizer for Hazem Mohammed Al-Baradweel has NOT given Hazem the money he was owed.

His name is Mohammed Al Amarein, and I will be looking for any other fundraisers he might be organizing that have been put on our list to place them on a suspicion watch. I have already altered the listing for this fundraiser to reflect its nature.

REPORT THE FUNDRAISER BELOW, IT IS VERY CLOSE TO COMPLETION BUT THIS INDIVIDUAL REFUSES TO COOPERATE:

PLEASE VERIFY WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE DONATED TO THIS FUNDRAISER, IF YOU HAVE, REQUEST A REFUND ASAP AND REPORT THE FUNDRAISER:

DO NOT DELAY ACTION BECAUSE HE MIGHT TAKE DOWN THE FUNDRAISER AS SOON AS HE GETS NOTICE HE'S GETTING REPORTED AND THE MONEY IS BEING REFUNDED.

If Hazem manages to get a new organizer for his fundraiser I will keep you updated so you can redirect your funds there.

HERE'S THE LINK TO THE NEW FUNDRAISER!! If you would like to help please redirect your refunds to this fundraiser!!

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[ID: Michael from The Good Place smiling and pointing offscreen with a white text bubble above him. End ID]

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

i don't deserve you, you should be with a real girl :/

WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE

hey uh. why are both these blogs completely empty except for this post

that's because we only exist for the purpose of this post

we are but a facsimile of human life

happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth

i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’

transfem butches 🥰🩷💋 butches who tuck🥰🩷💋butches on E 🥰🩷💋 butches with estrogenized clits 🥰🩷💋 butches with budding tits 🥰🩷💋 butches who have/want huge tits 🥰🩷💋 butches with facial hair 🥰🩷💋nonbinary butches 🥰🩷💋 pre-HRT & no-HRT butches 🥰🩷💋 butch neopussy 🥰🩷💋butch cock 🥰🩷💋 butch strap 🥰🩷💋 butches who wear makeup 🥰🩷💋 butches who only use she/her pronouns 🥰🩷💋 butches who use any pronouns 🥰🩷💋 gnc butches 🥰🩷💋 fat butches who cant lift 🥰🩷💋 butches with double chins 🥰🩷💋 butches whos womanhood is integral to their butchness 🥰🩷💋 butches 🥰🩷💞❣️💗💝❤️‍🔥😘💋

YES! WONDERFUL ADDITION FROM THE TAGS!!

saw this post and couldnt like it cus i guess im blocked by them but honestly this is a hilarious way to find out

"the switch 2 prices are fine actually, just look at the inflation compared to 2017"

oh well that's fine then.

I mean, everyone's wages have risen along with inflation, right?

the minimum wage went up, right?

everyone has lots of disposable income, right?

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.

there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.

Also stay away from people who say shit like "sexual attraction and romance addles the mind and makes you crazy and irrational and this is why being aro/ace makes you intellectually superior." I've seen that a couple times times on this hellsite. Stay away from anyone who tries to convince you that your racial identity/cultural identity/gender identity/sexual orientation/neurodivergence/any other intrinsic quality makes you a member of some master race that is inherently superior to the other humans.

You are not immune to exceptionalist propaganda.