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ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

where did you go

where did you go

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

they said if i do it three times i can change your blog password

oh your prestige network has a new high concept drama with slick direction, compelling screenwriting and excellent performances? well kamen rider is going to save the city

ahaha yea woo :D

AUGH FUCK OH GOD

because he has 1 million roles

*jerma voice* alright if i was a japanese speaker. what pronoun do you think i would use. serious answers only. (reading chat) Atai. Watashi. Waaaa...tashi. Watashi. Watashi. You'd use watashi. Jerma you're a watashi. You'd be a watashi. I think you'd use watashi. I think I'd use watakushi. I think so too. I'd be a watakushi ore hybrid mix.

okay i actually wrote this post because i saw a video where dougdoug is speaking japanese and he uses "watashi" and his chat IMMEDIATELY starts roasting the fuck out of him for using watashi

You’re gonna make fun of me for this, man, but I’ve been using watashi until now (laughs). (Falls silent for .5 seconds.) “Isn’t that a feminine pronoun” Look the- eh- ah th-the- (fake angry) the place I’ve been learning from focuses on formal form and didn’t mention this shit! I didn’t know this shit! I didn’t even know I didn’t know this shit! (Instantly calm) You gotta give people some leeway, man. You just gotta. (Falls silent for 2.5 seconds) You were learning at one point too, man. You gotta give leeway to people for shit like this right? We’re all just learning day by day, man. You just kinda gotta trust the places you learn from that they’re teaching you the whole thing and you know what they might not always be but you gotta trust it anyway because if we can’t trust the people trying to teach us then we’ve got nothing man. And it’s people like you (unclear who he is referring to) that’s the reason people are scared to learn. You gotta trust people when they make mistakes, man. (Stares at game for 3 unbroken seconds.) you’re falling off. (Sells item that is single-handedly carrying the run.) I’m using ore now but it feels weird man. I dunno, it feels weird, ya know. I’m too used to it.