STARSHINE

recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

pinao

astounding

my 5 year plan is to genuinely just have a good day

do you ever have thoughts about your characters and it feels like being gutted but you cant tell anyone because it makes no sense since theyre your ocs

Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.

I'm obsessed with this tweet

“hamsters are not, in fact, euthanized by being exploded with lasers”

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

you know its bad for you when you start coming up with aus for your own ocs

It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

Being sick for anything longer than three days is unreasonable. Like okay, I get it, let's fucking wrap it up here

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

Sometimes you have to accept that people’s part in your story is over

[sits bolt upright in bed] i HAVE to make a character cry RIGHT NOW. im talking full-body, uncontrollable, heaving sobs. Right Now.

GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

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