itachi "i am demure and cutesy" is seared into my head now. itachi "i am demure and cutesy" uchiha
konoha PR person: ummm so our analysis of that reception was that itachi-san tends to make people nervous, which is unideal in contexts where we're trying to attract customers
itachi: what are you talking about
itachi: i am demure and cutesy.
said with a completely monotone. completely unclear if he's attempting a joke or being serious. the PR person is also afraid of him
actually i think itachi would really enjoy being the hokage's spouse. zero direct responsibility for murderous ninja stuff but he still gets to order people around. indulges in his fantasy of a quiet home life by hiring genin teams to clean buying premade meals and takeout for meals leaving his child with minakushi or his parents while he goes and does something insane maintaining the home. freedom to go fuck off on a self-assigned mission bc his wife is like "you got kushina jr a babysitter? fine then"
he is demure and cutesy.........