A grappling hook? I designed it myself.

sister beatrice || warrior nun 2.02

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

Do you like the wheel of the sky

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

this post was uploaded to reddit here’s my favorite review

Crazy to think is the orbit of the earth around the sun and how it's not level.

fuck therapy im going to obsess over gay fictional characters in my phone

I really feel like tumblr’s fallen down on the job in not properly celebrating this very important holiday

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

normal one. next question.

peer review

a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"

it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔

dying

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

Don’t forget age difference

i'm going to write today

i'm going to write today i'm going to write today i'm going to write today i'm going to write today i'm going to write today i'm going to write today

you! tumblr user!

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

"not to be a lesbian but-" Wrong. Intending to be a lesbian. With lesbian intention. In lesbian ways

Me when they go into what appears to be a microwave:

"Lets now microwave the noodles"

Me: W H A T N O

"It's a pet hair dryer"

Me: (Feels calmer)

I went googling for it and I'm pretty sure it's one that goes for about $360 US online, because I recognize it in this photo of a perturbed cat sitting inside it:

I mean, yes, it's obviously shopped in, but that is the exact expression I would expect from most cats after being subjected to any sort of grooming regimen that ends with them sitting in such a box

I have to give props to whoever figured out that people who own cats would buy them their own dryer if they had the money to buy them a dryer that cost about as much as a human person's clothes dryer because that person is sitting pretty right now and living high.

Look if you've ever had to bathe a cat you know that by the time you get to the drying stage you have a sopping wet embodiment of rage and you are asking yourself what amount of money do i have to pay to make the rest of this endeavor not my problem

and it turns out that that right there is a rage-containing not my problem box.

i love being a 30+ woman in fandom. reblog if you also love being an old dame in fandom