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mmikmmik

@mmikmmik / mmikmmik.tumblr.com

If you send me an ask that starts with an asterisk *, then if I answer the ask, I will screencap the ask and answer it without disclosing your username.
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Let's try this again I'm on my way to your house, guided by the stars I'm pulling in the driveway, I'm turning off the car I'm running to your porch, I'm sprinting up the stairs The door swings open and you're standing there You're beaming down at me, you're reaching out for me You pull me in your arms and I feel your heart pounding I take a step back to catch my breath And we look at each other and double over And laugh, and laugh, and laugh
#CRIES!!!!#maybe my fave song off the new album?#there’s so many good ones though#my great musical taste#ugh the mundane joy in this verse#and the fact that it’s still the narrator fantasizing - this is not hers yet but she’s learning to imagine it’s possible#this sense of hopefulness and wistfulness in the open ending… great song#Bandcamp
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Reblogged yardsards
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unblock me. whatever i said to piss you off i was right and i want to reblog your little post

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was it the three to five walter white thirst fancams

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Reblogged wisdomlikethis
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Anonymous asked:

When did you lost your virginity?

metvmorqhoses answered:

lady bracknell, i admit with shame that I do not know. i only wish i did. the plain facts of the case are these: on the morning of the day you mention, a day that is for ever branded on my memory, i prepared as usual to take my virginity out in its perambulator. i had also with me a somewhat old, but capacious hand-bag in which i had intended to place the manuscript of a work of fiction that i had written during my few unoccupied hours. in a moment of mental abstraction, for which i never can forgive myself, i deposited the manuscript in the basinette, and placed the virginity in the hand-bag. and i left it, god forgive me, in the cloakroom of one of the larger railway stations in london. victoria... the brighton line. i have lived with that regret ever since. i shall never forgive myself. 

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Reblogged lyeekha
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a week or two ago i had a dream i was randomly selected to be the suit actor for a kamen rider monster of the week. to the best of my memory this was what it looked like

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Reblogged auncyen
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big fan of urban fantasy and similar genres because theres nothing funnier to me than a setting where youve got people fighting with enchanted blades and bows and hopping around doing magic tricks but you can also just hit a demon with your car if you feel like it

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There's this very specific urban fantasy trope which is "processing the newfound horrors and wonders of the universe in a 24/7 diner" that gets me every time

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Reblogged wisdomlikethis
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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

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Sorry, the actual plot is funnier bc the options are actually Ariana Geande and Your Son.

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Reblogged lyeekha
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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

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