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pairing: yangyang x reader
genre: f x m, smut, crack
word count: 16.6k
summary: At the suggestion of Dr. Lee, you find yourself setting up an appointment at Yangyang’s Paint-n-Go, Neo Therapy Practitioners’ very own nail bar! However, when you discover just how freaking expensive it is to get your nails done these days, your tech has an offer that you find difficult to refuse.
warnings: everyone has a foul mouth, so here’s your language warning! yangyang’s a little shit. he has his nails painted + a tramp stamp bc fuck gender conformity. there’s probably gonna be inaccuracies when it comes to pricing, but it’s supposed to sound ridiculous. also some inaccuracies about how a nail bar is run bc i don’t work at one </3
smut warnings: he’s a total perv, some switch!yang elements. [ wet dream: consent is not voiced (please don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable, do what’s best for you!), fingering (f), dry humping. ] foot fetish (im sorry, i just had to), oral (f), unprotected sex, hand stuff….
a/n: i am so, so, so, so thankful for z!!! she deserves so much love, and i hope i make her proud! also, sorry abt the length!!! i can’t shut up for some reason lmfao, i swear i only estimated this fic to be 7k at first…
taglist: @bubblegumjeon @mrkis @luxebeautystyle @vantxx95 @ablackbtsstan @multihoe-net @seraphinealana @cheryltooy96 @aquamxrina let either me or z know if you want to be added!
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Previously, on “Step on a Crack, Dr. Lee’s Gonna Break Your Back!”
Taking his right hand out of his pocket, he presents you with a business card. A complete contrast to the simplicity of Jeno’s, a completely black square with red accents. Before you get a chance to read what’s written, he speaks again. “That’s my colleague here at the complex. He’s actually right across the hall.”
Now given the opportunity, you find that Jeno has referred you to a nail bar. “And what is this treat you’re offering?”
“Well, if you’re ever interested in getting a manicure or pedicure, you’ll want to go to him. He’s the best in town, nobody does nail art like him,” He chuckles. “Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll ask him to give you a discount.”
logged in momentarily and……wow……i can’t believe this actually reached 1k??????
pairing: yangyang x reader
genre: f x m, smut, crack
word count: 16.6k
summary: At the suggestion of Dr. Lee, you find yourself setting up an appointment at Yangyang’s Paint-n-Go, Neo Therapy Practitioners’ very own nail bar! However, when you discover just how freaking expensive it is to get your nails done these days, your tech has an offer that you find difficult to refuse.
warnings: everyone has a foul mouth, so here’s your language warning! yangyang’s a little shit. he has his nails painted + a tramp stamp bc fuck gender conformity. there’s probably gonna be inaccuracies when it comes to pricing, but it’s supposed to sound ridiculous. also some inaccuracies about how a nail bar is run bc i don’t work at one </3
smut warnings: he’s a total perv, some switch!yang elements. [ wet dream: consent is not voiced (please don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable, do what’s best for you!), fingering (f), dry humping. ] foot fetish (im sorry, i just had to), oral (f), unprotected sex, hand stuff….
a/n: i am so, so, so, so thankful for z!!! she deserves so much love, and i hope i make her proud! also, sorry abt the length!!! i can’t shut up for some reason lmfao, i swear i only estimated this fic to be 7k at first…
taglist: @bubblegumjeon @mrkis @luxebeautystyle @vantxx95 @ablackbtsstan @multihoe-net @seraphinealana @cheryltooy96 @aquamxrina let either me or z know if you want to be added!
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Previously, on “Step on a Crack, Dr. Lee’s Gonna Break Your Back!”
Taking his right hand out of his pocket, he presents you with a business card. A complete contrast to the simplicity of Jeno’s, a completely black square with red accents. Before you get a chance to read what’s written, he speaks again. “That’s my colleague here at the complex. He’s actually right across the hall.”
Now given the opportunity, you find that Jeno has referred you to a nail bar. “And what is this treat you’re offering?”
“Well, if you’re ever interested in getting a manicure or pedicure, you’ll want to go to him. He’s the best in town, nobody does nail art like him,” He chuckles. “Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll ask him to give you a discount.”
— part of the neo therapy collection (18+)
tentative release date: sunday, october 9th
teaser word count: 1.9k+
pairing: masseuse!jaemin x reader
genre: f x m, smut, crack
summary: the stress of the office has caught up to you once again. in fact, it came back so strong your back gave out ten times worse than before.
as if it couldn't get any worse, jeno’s out of town. with your trusty chiropractor missing in action, circumstance leads you to the front door of neo therapy’s late night masseuse. jaemin's not the friendliest nor the most talkative, so your utter confusion makes complete sense when his fingers find themselves knuckle-deep in your pussy halfway through the massage.
teaser warnings/content: no smut but mc gets naked + the touching gets very suggestive, mean & cold jaemin, black hair nana superiority, features of characters/references to prior to this part, as always poor mc bites off more than she can chew </3
author’s note: back to the grind! our taglist is very much open, and it’d mean the world if you’d be interested in being tagged in this fic along with future installments by both monnie and i :) those who have already joined will be tagged once the full fic is uploaded
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You’ve never been to a massage parlor before, much less a private practice in of itself. It’s jarring, the single spa table smack dab in the middle of the poorly lit room. Under a different circumstance, you’d laugh at the obvious similarity it has to Jeno’s ‘spinal stabilizer table,’ but you’re still a bit bitter at him for how he spoke to you during your call with him.
Everything else is barely illuminated by the two white candles that rest atop the decorative stands at either side of the bed. The source of the sound of flowing water can be appointed to the office-sized bamboo fountain, plopping up and down with each round. A wall-drilled shelf that carries a whole array of oils, perfume bottles, and house plants alike– Na Jaemin seems to be as put together as he looks. There’s even a well-loved money tree at the corner of the room.
maybe... idk, he's the least expected since they seem to be deep into de friendzone, but also it's the last one from the dreamies... that assuming you're not including jisung or chenle, just a theory though!
you totally deserve the love, the writing is amazing 🥰🥰
KEEP THE THEORIES COMING!!!! we love to hear what the people think 🤭🤭🤭 i can’t wait for everyone to see what we have in store! there’s been so much planning going into this, z and i have had this in the works since like may (?), so everything rlly is coming together and it feels nice!
thank u omg :( i rlly love your writing, so this means a lot coming from you <3
no problem you lovely! please tag me in all of the fics if possible, I'm looking forward to them! (Also I'm pretty suspicious the last one will be Hyuck)
of course!!!! we’ll add you to the taglist <3 i’m so thankful for all the love this series has received so far!!!!
hmm???? hyuck???? why would you say that?
pairing: yangyang x reader
genre: f x m, smut, crack
word count: 16.6k
summary: At the suggestion of Dr. Lee, you find yourself setting up an appointment at Yangyang’s Paint-n-Go, Neo Therapy Practitioners’ very own nail bar! However, when you discover just how freaking expensive it is to get your nails done these days, your tech has an offer that you find difficult to refuse.
warnings: everyone has a foul mouth, so here’s your language warning! yangyang’s a little shit. he has his nails painted + a tramp stamp bc fuck gender conformity. there’s probably gonna be inaccuracies when it comes to pricing, but it’s supposed to sound ridiculous. also some inaccuracies about how a nail bar is run bc i don’t work at one </3
smut warnings: he’s a total perv, some switch!yang elements. [ wet dream: consent is not voiced (please don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable, do what’s best for you!), fingering (f), dry humping. ] foot fetish (im sorry, i just had to), oral (f), unprotected sex, hand stuff….
a/n: i am so, so, so, so thankful for z!!! she deserves so much love, and i hope i make her proud! also, sorry abt the length!!! i can’t shut up for some reason lmfao, i swear i only estimated this fic to be 7k at first…
taglist: @bubblegumjeon @mrkis @luxebeautystyle @vantxx95 @ablackbtsstan @multihoe-net @seraphinealana @cheryltooy96 @aquamxrina let either me or z know if you want to be added!
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Previously, on “Step on a Crack, Dr. Lee’s Gonna Break Your Back!”
Taking his right hand out of his pocket, he presents you with a business card. A complete contrast to the simplicity of Jeno’s, a completely black square with red accents. Before you get a chance to read what’s written, he speaks again. “That’s my colleague here at the complex. He’s actually right across the hall.”
Now given the opportunity, you find that Jeno has referred you to a nail bar. “And what is this treat you’re offering?”
“Well, if you’re ever interested in getting a manicure or pedicure, you’ll want to go to him. He’s the best in town, nobody does nail art like him,” He chuckles. “Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll ask him to give you a discount.”
friends!!! thanks for tagging me in the YangYang fic, I loved it. He's so sexy 😩😩 (had to skip the feet part bc I HATE feet) but everything else was chefs kiss. Thank you for writing about him, hugs🥰🥰🥰
hey, no shame in skipping something you're not into!!!! i much prefer that to completely trashing it tbh BUT OFC!!!!!! i love yangyang, it's what he deserves 🥰🥰 thank you for taking the time to read it and for leaving such a kind message <3 hugs!!!!!
pairing: yangyang x reader
genre: f x m, smut, crack
word count: 16.6k
summary: At the suggestion of Dr. Lee, you find yourself setting up an appointment at Yangyang’s Paint-n-Go, Neo Therapy Practitioners’ very own nail bar! However, when you discover just how freaking expensive it is to get your nails done these days, your tech has an offer that you find difficult to refuse.
warnings: everyone has a foul mouth, so here’s your language warning! yangyang’s a little shit. he has his nails painted + a tramp stamp bc fuck gender conformity. there’s probably gonna be inaccuracies when it comes to pricing, but it’s supposed to sound ridiculous. also some inaccuracies about how a nail bar is run bc i don’t work at one </3
smut warnings: he’s a total perv, some switch!yang elements. [ wet dream: consent is not voiced (please don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable, do what’s best for you!), fingering (f), dry humping. ] foot fetish (im sorry, i just had to), oral (f), unprotected sex, hand stuff….
a/n: i am so, so, so, so thankful for z!!! she deserves so much love, and i hope i make her proud! also, sorry abt the length!!! i can’t shut up for some reason lmfao, i swear i only estimated this fic to be 7k at first…
taglist: @bubblegumjeon @mrkis @luxebeautystyle @vantxx95 @ablackbtsstan @multihoe-net @seraphinealana @cheryltooy96 @aquamxrina let either me or z know if you want to be added!
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Previously, on “Step on a Crack, Dr. Lee’s Gonna Break Your Back!”
Taking his right hand out of his pocket, he presents you with a business card. A complete contrast to the simplicity of Jeno’s, a completely black square with red accents. Before you get a chance to read what’s written, he speaks again. “That’s my colleague here at the complex. He’s actually right across the hall.”
Now given the opportunity, you find that Jeno has referred you to a nail bar. “And what is this treat you’re offering?”
“Well, if you’re ever interested in getting a manicure or pedicure, you’ll want to go to him. He’s the best in town, nobody does nail art like him,” He chuckles. “Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll ask him to give you a discount.”
Paint Nails n’ Get RAILED! is amazing dude! I never thought you could make foot stuff sexy but damn- that’s some hot shit🖤
Sorry if I sent this twice. My battery died as I was hitting send so idk if I sent the first one
THANK YOU SO MUCH this was rlly nice to come home to! i don’t think i even knew how sexy foot stuff could be until i wrote it!!!!! but now my eyes r open👹👹
i’m glad you enjoyed!!!
pairing: yangyang x reader
genre: f x m, smut, crack
word count: 16.6k
summary: At the suggestion of Dr. Lee, you find yourself setting up an appointment at Yangyang’s Paint-n-Go, Neo Therapy Practitioners’ very own nail bar! However, when you discover just how freaking expensive it is to get your nails done these days, your tech has an offer that you find difficult to refuse.
warnings: everyone has a foul mouth, so here’s your language warning! yangyang’s a little shit. he has his nails painted + a tramp stamp bc fuck gender conformity. there’s probably gonna be inaccuracies when it comes to pricing, but it’s supposed to sound ridiculous. also some inaccuracies about how a nail bar is run bc i don’t work at one </3
smut warnings: he’s a total perv, some switch!yang elements. [ wet dream: consent is not voiced (please don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable, do what’s best for you!), fingering (f), dry humping. ] foot fetish (im sorry, i just had to), oral (f), unprotected sex, hand stuff....
a/n: i am so, so, so, so thankful for z!!! she deserves so much love, and i hope i make her proud! also, sorry abt the length!!! i can’t shut up for some reason lmfao, i swear i only estimated this fic to be 7k at first…
taglist: @bubblegumjeon @mrkis @luxebeautystyle @vantxx95 @ablackbtsstan @multihoe-net @seraphinealana @cheryltooy96 @aquamxrina let either me or z know if you want to be added!
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Previously, on “Step on a Crack, Dr. Lee’s Gonna Break Your Back!”
Taking his right hand out of his pocket, he presents you with a business card. A complete contrast to the simplicity of Jeno’s, a completely black square with red accents. Before you get a chance to read what’s written, he speaks again. “That’s my colleague here at the complex. He’s actually right across the hall.”
Now given the opportunity, you find that Jeno has referred you to a nail bar. “And what is this treat you’re offering?”
“Well, if you’re ever interested in getting a manicure or pedicure, you’ll want to go to him. He’s the best in town, nobody does nail art like him,” He chuckles. “Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll ask him to give you a discount.”
