Posts from the Cuck Chair

Rick Astley's father Ossie Astley celebrating "Never Gonna Give You Up" making it to #1 on the UK charts in 1987.

Guys, we've talked about this.

You need to give your domesticated wading ghosts larger death pools. I understand if you can't find a real Well, but you need an enclosure at least 5 times the size of the spirit itself.

Thank you for the PSA, and it’s certainly good advice! I am happy to report that in this particular photoset we’re looking at a temporary holding tank, possibly being used to keep a lab employee safe during a routine water test. There is a strict no-shared-space policy for outside contractors at reputable spirit preserves, both to keep the ghost from becoming frustrated at its inability to approach what it perceives as prey, and to ensure the safety of outside parties. Training sessions focusing heavily on positive reinforcement are used to get the ghost accustomed to the holding tank as well as short trips between the pond and an appropriate secured location. Many health checks and enrichment activities can be conducted directly at the water source, but sometimes a more controlled environment is required. Please be assured that the ghost in the photographs is doing ‘well’. ☆⌒( ＾ ▽ ゜)

i can understand why people had complaints about Cruising (1980) dir. William Friedkin unfortunately i dont have any valid criticism because i mostly watched that film with my dick

What is the point of bottom Hannibal? I’m not dissing on someones preference, but I don’t see how Will is….um…..dominate? I can’t think of a better word.

Not that topping and bottoming equates to dominating and submitting but…

Naka Choko Hannibal gif

Okay. Yeah. In case Will’s above facial expressions weren’t clear, as a gay man I’ve got to add something to this. 

Topping is not necessarily a dominant role. Dominance is not about who puts their dick in someone and who takes it. Dominance is completely separate from penetration or any other sex act in and of itself. Can those acts be made to exude dominance or submission? Absolutely. But they are not dominant or submissive on their own. Even staying away from the subject of what can be legitimately called dominant and submissive partners (which does not apply to every sexual relationship), the stereotyped concept that people have of the top being the strong, forceful one and the bottom being the demure, gentle one is absolutely beyond me.

Some partners share equal levels of control in sex. It’s a balanced give and take. Some partners have someone who takes control of the situation while the other gives them that control. There are also a myriad of different types of sexual balance in between these two types, but no matter what kind of interaction it is, the act of sex itself is not the distinguisher. 

Blowing someone, for instance, can be an act of submission and trust. It can just as equally be an act that displays control and empowers the person performing the act. Or, it can be both.

Get away from the stigma that paints men who enjoy the pleasure of being penetrated as weak, timid, or submissive. Drop that shit that says a man who enjoys being the giver in penetration must be strong, forceful, or dominant. What type of sexual stimulation you enjoy should not be determined by what mold you fit into.  

I am far from a submissive individual, but I am almost always a bottom when it comes to sex. I prefer the feeling physically and I like how it focuses the top’s attentions on me and gives me control over his reactions and movements. I will take on anyone who even thinks of implying I’m a delicate flower because I take it up the ass.

As far as Hannibal and Will go, Will is absolutely a dominant force of nature and so is Hannibal. They both have aspects of fragility to them as well as strength, and I see them entirely as equal in both respects. Whether Will is bottoming or Hannibal is, I see either way as realistic in regards to their characters. Topping or bottoming is not something to be simplified and shoved into a box of “you either are or you aren’t”. Sex is about a connection between two people. It is about the enjoyment of physicality and the giving of trust, respect, and attention to one’s partner.

People shouldn’t be limited to one type of sex because other kinds “just don’t fit their character”. People should enjoy whatever the fuck kind of sex they want and enjoy it for whatever reason they want.

That’s what I had to say. So, uh, that is all. Thank you for your time.

I go on twitter and they do not like ebogo. Which is how I know it is not the place for me

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

Seriously, this is extremely Rosa Parks coded. Good looking, religious college girl. It's the whole playbook. She also added this selfie.

I support her and hope this goes as well as it can.

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voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

it's so funny how tumblr rolls out updates because i keep seeing a slowly growing number of posts about how terrible it is but your tumblr is the same. it's like a slow going zombie apocalypse. there is no escape but for now you're alive

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

Motivational Mike Monday

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

they’re friends :)