EVERYBODY LIES

it’s nearly 2014, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid.

comrade danny

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

We don’t.

We really don’t.

We sure don’t

sorry can someone tell me what the post says. it’s smudged.

dear everyone who sees this, clean your glasses now. If you don’t wear glasses, tell your friend to clean theirs.

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

do not separate them…..

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

They are the same guy

you’ve gotta kiss and rub that tgirl’s tummy when she gets a stomach ache. yes she finds it a little bit erotic but that’s no reason to deny her pampering.

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

do not 10k me stop that

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

A submissive is a machine that runs on your attention

is 15 and 18 a bad age gap

ok i'm obsessed w/ this guy, that is one of the most charming open hearted smiles out of all the pasts presents and futures (source)

black with high white spotting

I’m totally doing 1920’s for obvious reasons, catch me by the punch bowl pretending I’m in the party scene of The Great Gatsby!