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a Strange Beast

@morkify

hallo :) I go by all pronouns, gender is a fuck.
Art blog is @arkify
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Hey there friends! This post will be updated from time to time. I’m morkify, but I tend to go by Mork around here. This is my main blog, so it’s a bit of a mess, and I have given up on organizing it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have an art blog @arkify for all my art, which you can also find here under #ark art (used to be #my art). I reblog other peoples’ art (#not my art) and art from friends (#friend art) on this blog.

I’m fairly active in rtumblr, so if you don’t wanna see the long rp posts, block #rtumblr rp. Also I reblog insects a lot, which I tag with #bugs, as well as suggestive content sometimes (not usually tagged).

I don’t have a DNI set up, and I don’t really plan on making one. Just don’t be a bigot. Thanks for reading and have a wonderful day! :]

- Morks <33

#pinned post#bugs
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I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

#oh my god
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Reblogged madphantom
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Fishies to make it all hurt less

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wilderbutch-deactivated20250413

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓍊𓋼𖡼𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓍊𓋼𖡼𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓍊𓋼𖡼𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊

Froggies to make it all hurt less

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Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

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Nobody has mentioned this but I am so glad you did! I’ve never heard of spine poetry and I love the concept. I found these titles at a used bookstore that stacks books pretty freely so I will most definitely be scanning the spines for poetry every time I go

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Good Job.

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#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

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do you think no one else has time travel

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Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

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#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

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wow if only you had a time machine

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heotasy

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

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I’m killing your parents before you’re born

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I know a bunch of people are into this as a kink thing, but as a person who is really into survivalism, this is so cool.

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Strap them on like backpack

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writers take note if you have a scene where a character needs to move someone

#how to carry someone out of trouble: bridal style; fireman's carry style; and now introducing backpack style#writing reference#legit last addition i'm like *saving this for writing purposes later*
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

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this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!

#ohhhhhh. damn.
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sugarhermit asked:

Hi, ive followed you for years but this is my first time actually sending am ask- how did you first handle moving to a more restricted diet? My partner's long suspected gastroporesis has reached crisis point and we wanna do everything we can to avoid a PEG tub but going full FODMAP diet is pretty challenging as a cook so i was hoping you might have some tips as im aware youve been very limited in your safe foods for a long time now.

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thebibliosphere answered:

Does your partner have the support of a registered dietician? Because if not, that’s the first step to take in getting support for this kind of thing.

And if possible, go slow, starting the worst suspected offenders.

The goal should be to identify and eliminate trigger foods while losing as little nutritional value as possible—which is not what happened to me.

I got put on a restrictive diet cold turkey by a doctor who didn’t actually understand how MCAS works and I ended up substantially sicker because of it. This is where a registered dietitian who can guide you through the process would be helpful. If you can’t get the help of one, go slow and remove things one at a time to see how symptoms change. That’ll make adding foods back in easier later on.

There are also a ton of FODMAP friendly recipe books and websites out there now.

There’s a book in my kitchen called “The low FODMAP diet for beginners” which I can recommend was helpful when we started adding more foods back into my diet and needed a place to start.

That could be a good starting place for you too. I’m sure others can chime in with their favorite recipes as well if they’re feeling up to it.

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