apparently, he was getting murdered.

I bet Vulcans really like Rube Goldberg machines and are excited to research all of them after first contact. Because they've also got them, they just call them T'var's Illogical Mechanisms or something.

If asked, they say they consider them a commentary on how seemingly Illogical elements can come together in a unified logical whole.

Encouraging a man to start a union with a flirtatious wink. Miles you are wildin without your wife to reel you in huh

Literally every neurodivergent person when somebody mentions their interest.

and here is his special little riding outfit:

I feel like Picard neurodivergent traits aren't talked about enough. Dude freaks out if he doesn't get to drink tea the same way every single time.

I love that Dr. Soong prioritized Data having the ability to fuck in multiple different ways over Data having the ability to use contractions

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ON A BEAUTIFUL SHIP…. WITH A BEAUTIFUL CREW… AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF…. HOW DID I GET HERE?

Something something Dr. Malpractice

Uhhhhh are you sure about that?

if dr bashir had whatsapp 😂😂

people don’t even ask for a hit off your vape anymore they just look at you like this

sometimes u need a best friend to vent to

Feel like Odo would spend his entire life telling people that he never collects keepsakes and never puts any decorations up, but one day one of the Bajoran children on DS9 would give him a slightly crumpled piece of paper with a scribbled drawing of them and Odo together. And he would act grateful but very nonchalant about it, being like “this is very nice of you, but I have no need for it”, until Kira or Quark or someone walks into his office and sees it on the corner of his desk, with a little frame around it

I am a simple man I want a shmall fluff fic where Odo rests In Kira's pocket after mission gone wrong

s t a r t r e k d e e p s p a c e n i n e created by rick berman, michael piller [heart of stone, s3ep14]

'Yesterday, I completed the Ferengi Attainment Ceremony. I'm an adult.

According to Ferengi by-laws, section one oh five, subparagraph ten, upon reaching adulthood, Ferengi males must purchase an apprenticeship from a suitable role model.

I choose you.' - nog