did you ever dream you had a friend?

pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

guy who got handed a knife earlier: anything I can help with that requires a knife

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

always floored at the price of sex toys. i dont think those should cost money for me i think i should just get to have them i think my food stamps should cover them

My Own Private Idaho dir. Gus Van Sant vs Backstreets by Bruce Springsteen

YOUR EMBRACE 🌷🌝🫀

[ID: Digital illustration of a young man on his stomach in a headlock between another man’s thighs. The first figure has bright yellow skin, with short blue hair. He’s looking up and towards the viewer. The other figure is cropped just to his legs, which are a warm pink. Surrounding the figures are vibrant green leaves, and a quilt-like border framing it. The border is made up of colorful squares with different plants, flowers, or shapes. At the top is a small drawing of an anatomical heart between two stars. /. End ID]

she took my scarab in the divorce

the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

honestly heroic

maybe…i Dont love titties….

april fool

my phone thinks I’m dating emperor augustus

Idk i can't fuck with queers who consider being a thief or a whore or a druggie a bad thing. Like babe if you made it this far within the current structures of American oppression without somehow actively rejecting both law & custom I'm just assuming you'd be a volunteer fed in a heartbeat