if they’re in love, who’s winning the championship???
bucky hitting that honk shoo mimimi while gale lays awake watching the pom at the end of bucky’s sleeping cap be sucked toward and blown away from bucky’s mouth by the rhythm of his snoring thinking damn i should get this boy some nasal strips for those logs he’s sawing and then leaping up out of bed to pace because that’s such an unbearably domestic thought. and they’ve been married at least 5 years, also
Lando Norris Is Doing It His Way
Lando Norris: ‘Being happy with myself isn’t easy’ | Lando Norris: ‘You don’t have to have a killer instinct to be world champion’ | Netflix, Drive To Survive S07E02
The Israeli army targeted a tent with a group of journalists inside and burned them to death. Unfortunately, I cannot publish the video
"never before have the top 6 drivers finished in starting order at a permanent race track" so you're telling me this is statistically the most boring race of all time
every time i feel like my life is terrible and i have it worse than anyone in the whole wide world i call to mind the humble f1 drivers complaining on the radio and remember that their life is much more terrible and they have it even worse than me 💔
Red Bull Racing wrote: “DON’T GET IN OUR WAY AGAIN!”
Lando’s answer: “DON’T START THE LAST LAP SO CLOSE... COULDN’T OF BEEN POLE ANYWAY, HE MESSED UP THE LAST SECTOR MUPPETS.”
the context is 2021 Portuguese Grand Prix, during qualifying Max felt like he could've gotten pole but there had been traffic i.e Lando
then because this is 2021 and everybody was on fumes, Helmut Marko implied Lando did it on purpose to benefit Mercedes (???) and that he got team orders to "not do Max any favours"
Lando was like girl tf 😭 and then Max and RBR threw a paper plane to MCL hospitality that said 'don't get in our way, again.' showing it's all fun and games and Lando wrote this back:
“Don’t start the lap so close. Wouldn’t of been pole anyway, he (Max) messed up the last sector MUPPET!”
being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you
Is the youths negative perception of Israel due to antisemitism or is it because israeli soldiers posted themselves on tiktok wearing palestinian women's lingerie 🤔
Is it antisemitism or is it the mangled bodies of palestinian children? Is it antisemitism or videos of soldiers making light of blowing up a school or mosque? Is it watching their government approve weapons transfers to Israel to attack a strip of land full of people with no capability to defend themselves? Is it antisemitism or the articles coming out that israeli soldiers admit running their tanks over people, using palestinian captives as human shields in buildings, or admitting they killed children? It's a tough call honestly
Is it antisemitism or is it simply recognizing that Palestinian lives (Arab lives and people of color lives in general) are human lives and being able to have empathy for them?
Is it antisemitism or is it recognizing settler colonialism and its violence against indigenous people, seeing ourselves and so many other people in the Palestinian struggle for liberation?
Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.
humbly requesting landoscar (35) for the put that guy in a situation ask game 🙂↕️🙏🏼
the implications
landoscar + hate spell
implied sexual content
“Are we required to attend?”
“That’s what ‘mandatory’ generally means, yeah.”
Lando flicks a piece of confetti at the back of Oscar’s head. They didn’t have the chance to shower before everyone went into panic mode. Jon literally pried Oscar away from Lando.
“Aren’t they supposed to give us a heads-up for this? Post-race duties are over,” Lando says. He doesn’t like how his hair’s crunching up.
Oscar holds up his phone, where he’s reading the email George forwarded them. “Think that’s covered by the ‘emergency’ part of the ‘emergency mandatory meeting’, Lando.”
Lando groans. They just got another 1-2. Sue him for looking forward to their celebration plans. Especially after how his race ended. He’s proud of Oscar, yes, and happy for him too, obviously, but he would’ve been able to catch up to him if he didn’t fucking got stuck behind backmarkers and their dirty air. Lots of things didn’t go his way this race. They’re rearing their ugly head at Lando again, but he swats them off. Another McLaren 1-2. Leading both championships. He can give Oscar a proper celebration, yeah?
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”
Ancient Shitposting
Now on the History Channel
‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"
“You either retire a F1 Champion, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain” is a FALSE dichotomy
The reality is regardless of whether you retire or ever become an F1 Champion, some gen z kids will quote your worst trauma as a meme in the cool-down room on live television and giggle as you are hit with 10000 points of psychic damage