Cometh to the Citadel of Chaos if thoust wanteth an Ass-Kicking

paladins are just reddit knights

the noid just stepped in one of my steel traps and cleaved its entire leg off at the knee now its just twitching on the ground bleeding

Held a sample of cloth I recieved from a foreign trader up to a candles flame to verify its material and check its quality, yet instead of burning or melting it remained inert, accepting the heat as iron might, and burned my hand quite badly

smiles rakishly

[dapping my friend wilhelm the fallen knight up] well met, slime

[furrowing my brow] bro... there is a newfound darkness in your eyes- and you reek of death. what manner of devilry are you rockin with rn

DEATHKNIGHT WILHELM: don't worry about it

Im running around with a blowgun nailing people's dogs with fentanyl darts

some of you are reblagging anti rogue posts and I just want to let you know. expect me

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

In fairy culture its actually considered extremely rude to inject them with formaldehyde and pin them to a corkboard

would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

Like on the ground?

yeah like on the ground or something

it would be cool if we didnt know it but indestructuble spikes were growing inside the planet this whole time and they are only 1 year from bursting from the surface

“anything you want princess” me to me when i want to buy stuff