"Are you ready for your hormones, Kermit?"
Kermit was sitting on his lover's lap; they had been enjoying a nice evening in before his Clown Bride had interrupted their comfortable silence. He looked up in confusion.
"B-but Joker, I'm not due for my T shot for another week..."
Joker chuckled darkly. "You misheard me, darling," she murmured, "I said, Are You Ready For Your Whore Moans?"
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Kermit whimpered softly as he felt the long fingers of his lady love dance around his small, muppet frame, like elegant white spiders. She traced the edges of his quivering muppet hole and chuckled darkly, the rich velvet of her voice rolling through him in a shuddering wave. He was tied up, of course-- bound with one of the many handkerchiefs she had pulled from the sleeve of her suitjacket. Clowns are so fucking good at bondage, Kermit thought, but his thought was cut off sharply by Joker scissoring her fingers into the depths of his hole, clearly savoring the squelching of the wet felt.
"AHhhnnn~" Kermit moaned, like a slut.
"Gods, you moan like a slut," Joker chuckled darkly.
Joker was usually so difficult to read with her permanent killer smile, but it was clear how affected by the muppet's display she truly was. A shuddering, breathy quality had taken over her voice, causing even her signature laugh to waver as she explored her lover's Hole.
"Are you ready for the Whole Clown, my love?" Joker chuckled darkly.
Kermit flailed his arms, howling in anticipation. He was ready for the Whole Clown.
Joker leaned in close, gripping Kermit's felt sides, and growled into the side of his head where she presumed his ear to be (frogs do not have easily visible ears, but that does not mean they cannot hear you. They are listening. They are listening):
"Are you ready for me to fill up your Mussy?"
Kermit shuddered in arousal. "My what?"
"Your Mussy," Joker chuckled darkly.
Kermit stared at her.
"Muppet Pussy," she clarified. "I'm going to fill it with my Clock."
Lifting up Kermit, she lined up his entrance with her clock. "That's Clown Cock," she chuckled darkly.
"Yeah, I got that--" Kermit began to say before being cut off by his own wanton moaning as Joker pulled him down onto her Whole Entire Clown and shook him up and down and up and down-- Egad! He was Bouncing On That Thang. Bouncing and moaning and squelching and shaking and crawling and growling sinisterly and screaming in absolute muppet pleasure as his arms flailed and shook in the air without control. Joker darkled chuckly.
"Fuck," she moaned all sexy, "I'm going to do my Joker Cum Blast."
"YES!" Cried Kermit, "PLEASE FILL ME UP WITH YOUR JOKER CUM BLAST!"
And she did.
She came inside his hole with chuckles, dark
The Joker's seed did Blast, til overflow
The Muppet bit her neck, it left a mark
And yet, the cum pressed on, it did not slow
A power hose of cum unleashed inside
Dear Kermit, pouring from his Mussy, green
Her Joker Blast had filled her up with pride
While Kermit's insides filled with cum, unseen
The floor, the walls, their skin, their clothes, their hair:
All cummied on, remained the loving pair ♡
