*stares at the camera like im in the office*

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

This leathermouth photoshoot is wild because it's Frank's first time being the frontman of a band in YEARS and as soon as he's the one calling the shots he wants to be tied up and gagged and kicked around and covered in fake blood.

whipped this up in a state of shock

ryan ross slapping dallon weekes' ass. because this is something that has now happened in this timeline

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

Let’s goooooooo

Academy Award nominees Kieran Culkin and Jeremy Strong. Such a good day for annoying people (me).

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

And I mean he does need to be killed. I remember a time when the obvious and most socially acceptable answer to what you would do if you could travel back in time was to kill Hitler before he rose to power. That is just what everyone said. Saying that nazis and fascism are bad was not seen as a controversial opinion it was simply a fact. This was not a long time ago and I am sure the vast majority of people reading this remember this as well. Elon Musk needs to be killed. Obviously.

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands