Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen
[ID: Tweet by PiQ @PiQsuite
“Chinese state media:
China, Japan, South Korea reach a consensus that three sides will jointly responf to the U.S. tariffs”
10:39 AM, 3/31/25, 1.4M Views.
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ID: a png of colorful plastic letters that are arranged to spell out “and like the moon, we must go through phases of emptiness to be full again”
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plain text: All of the best things in life require a degree of embarrassment, or at least the possibility of it. Dancing, singing, sharing art, cooking food, having sex, holding hands; there is risk in it all. You could burn dinner or sing off key; no act of self expression or love is exempt from this danger.
that part
[ID: Tweet from Danny Haiphong @GeopoliticsDH
“Jeffrey Goldberg is a former IDF volunteer turned war stenographer for the Atlantic.
He intentionally waited to release his text bombshell after the U.S. began murdering Yemeni civilians with bombs.
He wasn't trying to stop war or hold politicians accountable.
He did this to attract viral attention for his dying ruling elite war rag. A perfect example of just how embedded western corporate "journos" are in the war machine, and how they assist the warmongers in dropping the bombs.” /End ID.]
nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this
[ID: Screenshot of 2 tumblr replies with the underwater filter.
“sealushi: invertebrateinvert you literally bragged about having sex with a murderer on your blog so perhaps you are not one to make judgements of someone's character
invertebrateinvert: sealushi 1. he wasn’t a murderer when I fucked him 2. that’s still better than being…”
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i think about the way they shot this picture every day.
hellooooooooo where is the behind the scenes video for THIS!!!!!! i need it
oh and they also took before and after being submerged with dirt photos
[ID 1: The album cover for Hozier’s Unreal Unearth. He is smiling with the stem of a small flower between his teeth. The rest of his face is completely obscured by dirt.
ID 2: A behind the scenes photo of Hozier on set. He is on his back with dirt covering his face, while people move around trying to set up the shot. Text added says “Also one of the most stressful shots of my life. Keeping dirt out of @hozier’s mouth was impossible. He was such a good sport about it. I actually loved him - he was great 🖤 Also - Val's first time on set. No worms were harmed in the making of this shoot. They all came home to my garden boxes.”
ID 3: A similar behind the scenes photo that shows him adjusting nose plugs while under the camera. Text says “The man. The legend. @hozier getting ready to be submerged. He was such a trooper.”
ID 4 and 5: A photo of Hozier on a white backdrop. His hair is down and he is wearing a wrinkled white buttonup, a white undershirt, and blue jeans. The next photo has him in the same outfit but with dirt all over his face, neck, and clothes. /End IDs.]
[ID: A meme with Sonic the Hedgehog making a serious face. it says “Oh boy I can’t wait to get out of bed and start my day, surely my disability will not stop me from achieving my goals today”
Video description: a clip from a Sonic game. It counts down “3, 2, 1, go!” and he immediately falls flat on his face. /End descriptions.]
uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote
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#im sooo feral liminal scrungly mothman over this post
#uquiz question where theyre like WHICH EXCERPT FROM MY WRITINGS IS BEST
#should we throw a party should we invite a biblically accurate angel
[ID: tweet by merritt @merrittk.com that says: i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it's doing this self conscious "haha so bad it's good just like the 80s!" thing. but you can't produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you're a crazy person” /end ID.]
making a separate post about this too just to ensure visability--The Day the Earth Blew Up is being pulled out of theaters as early as THIS WEDNESDAY--NOT EVEN A FULL WEEK'S RUN BTW 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃--so if you're still on the fence, you'd better go ASAP
[ID: Bluesky post by Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social
Just learned our movie is being pulled from most theaters by EOD Wednesday. Guess they gotta make room for that Snow White remake!
So if you wanna see some full-fledged classic 2D animation with classic characters up on a big screen as the gods intended, buy a ticket n go see it before it's gone.
Our movie, "The Day the Earth Blew Up", that is. /End ID.]
really good tiktok
[Tiktok by rvxmendoza. Transcript:
Girl, just do it fat! Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You are worthy of taking up the space that you fill.
Live you life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes, it is inherent in who you are!
You are allowed to be seen and heard and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat!
Wear the clothes you love. Persue the opportunities that excite you and live unapologetically. There is no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come.
You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that ever happened to you happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat!]
plain text: Finally, Springsteen hated the song The Way' so much that he didn't even include it as an original song on his album. Instead, he put it at the end of the record as a secret track. When asked what his rationale was, he said, "The main reason it's hidden is because I never liked it [...] I would like to see it placed in a David Lynch film over a sexually perverse scene. That, to me, is its righteous home."
"The us has the largest amount of trans people going overseas murdering brown and black people" is not something to be proud of.
[ID: a reblog from smegorl that says, “Hey anon y’know that the US military is historically the largest employer of Trans people in the United States and is more racially diverse than the general population right?”]
Brazil just had the biggest false flag "communist" terror attack since the military dictatorship lmao
Someone planted two bombs in a subway station here in São Paulo yesterday, alongside the obviously fake communist flyers.
Highlights:
[ID 1: A square of paper with a hammer and sickle. It says, “Abaixo os generais golpistas! Morte aos fascistas! Viva o Maoismo! Viva a Guerra Popular! Viva a Revolução Democrática! Partido Comunista do Brasil - P.C.B.”
ID 2: Tumblr replies from necrowyrm and strawhatsufi that say “? what happened?” and “just now?”
ID 3: Tumblr reply from serj-tankian-trollface-jpg that says “DOGE cut CIA funding you get what you pay for” /End IDs.]
how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr
[ID: A photo from 2012 where a girl is holding her iPhone 4 up to the camera. The Tumblr login page is open in her web browser.]
plain text: This is me if saying “I love you” during dry humping was a job
