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Pnf’s best character arc was buford going from ‘generic bully’ to ‘choatic weirdo’
This is the only good reply on this post everyone else go home
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My NSFW Catgirls zine.
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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.
Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!
They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:
(High and Low Tide ^)
the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"
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mushroom chat just dropped
I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad
What would you even say?
"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."
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“Hey Elaine I need you to give me a few of Sam’s prized possessions and the deed to your house. Also can we set up a camera in your kitchen?” - Vic Michaelis at some point last year
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during mouse prohibition you could walk into a squeakeasy and order a thimbleful of whiskey but it would cost you 100 cheese crumbs
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well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
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Having a boyfriend is literally free
I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them
wheeel……
I think he likes it?
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lesbian-yandere
YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING
sugarblob0
Dude, I got the same person (with different username of course) and had a whole freaking conversation with them before I blocked them and only after I had seen this with the exact same messages I got, did I realize,
It was a bot.
theenglishmanwithallthebananas
randall munroe predicting the future in 2009
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The Mandalorian: Who Are you?
Geralt: I'm you, but I can say "fuck"
The Mandalorian: Well, I have a jet pack.
Geralt: Fuck.
Geralt, pointing at lil yoda baby: what is that?
Mando: a magic baby that evil dudes dressed in black want, I'm adopting him
Geralt, now pointing at Ciri: I got one of those, how'd you get yours?
Mando: I was hired to bring him to aforementioned evil dudes, then I raided their base to break him out, yours?
Geralt: I won her at an engagement party through ass-kicking and sarcasm
Single dads without health insurance trying to make it in the gig economy
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
