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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight
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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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i keep making big clit pussy coffee. pkease send help
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Have you checked out the Dropout Store lately? If not, you're missing out on: the complete Game Changer: One Year Later set, including Jacob Wysocki Super Saiyan T-Shirt, Kingston Brown Plush, and Samuel Dalton pin AND the Investment Account Inc. Company Retreat shirt (and we've restocked the Game Changer tote bag!); the Cameron Esposito: Four Pills collection (Middle of the Night Gardening Club shirt & crewneck and Brain Meds hat); for prospective members of the Smartypants Society, an "Ex Absurdo Scientia" pin and a Smartypants desk mat!
Source: store.dropout.tv
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I hope there's some kind of collapse in that deep mine where it fills with a very dry toxic gas that preserves fragile things incredibly well and in three thousand years they find some kind of rare mineral in the area and send a lil camera down there or something and find a mysterious, perfectly preserved standee of a grinning man in a suit
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they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy
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Brennan just needs to steal Vic's partner and then everything will be even stevens :)
@massivepiratestudent how dare you be funnier than me on my own post
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bigenderweed
everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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Neil!!!
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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
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Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.
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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
