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@mywifeisaworm

Rarepair fanfic author. Rosekiller my lomls. "I'm so happy, cuz today I found my friend, they're in my head"

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Greetings. I write rare pair fanfics in the Marauders fandom and occasionally draw stuff under my other pseud lemmylover1.

Canon compliant Rosekiller longfic (WIP).

PWP oneshot in the eruwod-universe, written for Rosekiller Kinktovember 2024.

Bartylily. Told in a series of snippets, Lily discovers a natural talent for discipline. Written for MxTS Bingo 2024.

Mary/Pandora, co-written with @torturedpadfootdepartment for the MoY advent calendar 2024.

Bartylily PWP Muggle AU. Pure filth with cute twist written for the MxTS Bingo 2024.

Fiday snippet

Thanks @arviyya for the tag <3 Also I'm late, posting this on Sunday but I think the gods of tumblr can manage.

I'll share the unpublished scene where we meet Mrs. Crouch for the first time, coming up in two chapters!

Her face lit up as she spotted them. Barty made way to greet her first as she rose, arms wide open and beaming at him. 

“Mummy,” Barty said in greeting, walking right into the hug to kiss her cheeks.

“Offspring! How are you, dove?” she asked. “You smell of flight. Have you been terrorising those poor seagulls again?”

Someone keeps adding more fish to the pond. Not my fault they’ve gone mental, I was merely clearing up the air.”

“Ah,” said Mrs. Crouch, “I suppose he wants his allowance now—but first, you must introduce me to your handsome friend here.”

Evan tried to fight the redness that bloomed so unmistakably on his face as he stepped forward to greet her.

“Mummy, this is my friend Evan from school. Evan, this is my mum,” said Barty.

Mrs. Crouch embraced him. She smelled like freesia and fire, and her hug was soft and held a level of care Evan hadn’t felt in a lifetime. 

“How lovely to meet you,” she nearly whispered against Evan’s ear, pulling him much closer than he was prepared for.

“Likewise, Mrs. Crouch. The pleasure is mine,” Evan replied.

“Oh, please. Call me Anne. Now, you smell of hurry and paint. How is the refurbishment going? My favourite child here tells me you’ve had some obstacles,” she said while they took their seats.

“Whatever you do, do not get a pond in the back garden,” Barty cut in. “Unless you two plan to team up and give me a tenured position clearing aerospace.”

“I don’t think we can afford you, sweetheart,” said Anne. 

“I’ll give you a discount,” Barty winked.

They perched down on a bench giving them a great vantage point to scout for the incoming Apparating travellers. The early morning sun broke through the mist still lingering after a rather cold night for June (though Scotland was always chilly), and there weren’t too many people meandering through Hogsmeade today. It was, all in all, a perfect day for a murder.

Chapter 41 of Evan Rosier and the Unbearable Weight of his Own Decisions is posted, closing in on 180K words!

Get to know me tag

Thanks for the tag @magicbeings

3 ships i like: rosekiller, bartily, wolfstar, timebomb, I know that's four but I'm obsessed with timebomb and they need an honorary mention

First ever ship: if we don't count the green day pwp i stumbled upon at 11, my first ever ship was actually Dramoine. I still like them.

Last song you heard: Back to friends by sombr

Fave childhood book: Mathilda and The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Currently reading: Amazing WIPs by @ixekizumab, @violetwhisperswolfstar and @claudthecat

Currently watching: White Lotus

Currently consuming: Nothing

Currently craving: Nothing, all I need is my ships

Pets: Not allowed after my goldfish died of obesity

Music shuffle game

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 friends to do the same

Thanks for the tag @arviyya and @interstellar-jay

1. Fantastic – Arcane soundtrack 2. Slow it down – Benson Boone 3. Half horse half man – OCT 4. End of all hope – Nightwish 5. Banned from Heaven – Children of Bodom 6. Call your mom – Noah Kahan 7. Head Over Heals – Tears for fears 8. Flashdance – Irene Cara 9. När vi två blir en – Gyllene tider 10. Drink before the war – Sinead O'Connor

(Bitch i dont have 10 friends what am I the main character in a math problem)

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