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Let me introduce you to the ladies I adore:
Regina Mills, Narcissa Black, the 'Devil in Prada' wearing Dior.
Lena Luthor, Caroline Dawson.
And Kate Lethbridge-Stewart is also awesome.
SheGo, Asami and River Song -
They never ever did a single thing wrong.
Just badass women not giving a fuck.
Well, except to their girlfriends. But that's a different talk.
Be gay and do crime. The world is not nice.
Sway, slay and conquer. That's my advice.
i love listening to my fiancée drawing
“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”
she’s so cute djksfh
A gift for your fiancee
oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk
happy 2023 my wife is currently making incoherent angry/confused noises because she painted on a layer somewhere several hours ago and now she can’t find which folder she put it into
you guys it’s almost 2025 and wouldn’t you know it, my wife is still painting on the wrong layer
Let me uncover the silver in your dark hair The weight of your bones I want to witness the beauty of your repair The shape you've grown
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
the most Ideal form of ao3 comment one can receive imho
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina | 1.01
you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"
Boss makes a dollar You make a dime You read unsanitary pirate slash On company time
Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you're back you must just be that got-dang good at your job
Fam, some jobs are like being a firefighter. 90% of the time you're not doing anything that important, but by golly, when they need you, they need you.
Some jobs, you can fuck around for six hours a day, but you know what you're doing so well that the work you do in two hours would take somebody else ten.
Some jobs, you spend those two hours preventing other people from making mistakes that would take 100 hours to fix if you weren't there to steer them right.
So don't buy into the idea that if you're not working 480 minutes a day, you're not doing enough to get paid a day's wages. That's the capitalism talking.
You're a better employee when you keep your morale up, and sometimes you do that by reading fanfiction on the clock in between putting out your little fires.
Shout out to The Devil Wears Prada for irreparably altering my brain chemistry at a young age.
You introduced me to mother, Meryl Streep , to fashion, to mediocre boyfriends, to mean girls who arent that mean once you get to know them, to men who aren’t as charming once you get to know them, to eating disorders, and to making amends.
This is for @ladyalysoftheblueajah specifically 😂💛
