also fond of the whos, the howes, and the whats

reblogs appreciated for greater sample size

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

“never too late to be who you might have been” by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, “there is still time”

“DON’T DIE WONDERING” button from the Lesbian Herstory Archives

you wanna use me as ritual sacrifice so bad it makes you look stupid

you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,

Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

bioware since 2012: honestly we shouldn’t have redesigned the elves. from now on, regular faces for elves only

me:

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

Are you okay

The results are inconclusive on that.

Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.

OP making the bed

sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

Azumarill...with a knife.

Some stores do sell everything 

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

616 wanda baby i’m so sorry for what they’ve done to you