Ocean announcement:

it's all gone

Happy avril Lavigne guys

R.I.P

Petunia: at least I don't need a magic stick to hurt somebody

Lily: at least my marriage isn't failing

*regulus and James screaming and wrestling over the tv remote in the background*

Petunia: you sure about that?

Lily: yes :)

OMG CASUAL JEGULILY

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

Do you ever look at someone and wonder "What is going on inside their head??" ????

My *cough* super *cough* late submission to Robstar week Day 6: Favorite quotes☝🏻

I couldn't chose between Robin's really panicked "I don't wanna split up" or his soft and reassuring (and that is engraved in every single robstar shipper brain) "As long as we are together we'll be okay", both from "Stranded" cuz is the superior robstar episode so....I made both and decided to go for the silly and funny approach of "Hmmm i really wonder what they were thinking in that moment 🤔🤔"

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN!!

For each note this post gets Rachel Zegler gets to hit one Disn*y executive or racist sexist internet douchebag in the face with a shovel

The urge to have Serena as an independent, single character is so strong

the multiverse existssss hehehe

me to my online friends

@bleep-bloop-boo @gabby-gives-the-law @graysonhawthorneswife

WE FACTIME ALL THE TIME??

you do????

yea😭😭

bitch someone invite me too??? I wanna see all of yall

me to my online friends

@bleep-bloop-boo @gabby-gives-the-law @graysonhawthorneswife

WE FACTIME ALL THE TIME??

you do????

Regulus raising Harry with past jegulily au where every time Harry tries to use the 'dead parents card', Reg pulls the dead wife/husband card

'Erm, if you're going out in this weather, you need to put a coat on'

'If my dead mum was here she would want me to go out and enjoy myself no matter what'

'If my wife was alive she wouldn't let you out of that damn door until you put a jacket on'

'My dad's dead, you can't be mean to me'

'My husband's dead, you can't tell me what to do'

you bet your ass he's gonna be so fucking sparky cause he grew up with Regulus Arcturus Black

sirius "you're in the wind" black

regulus "im in the water" black

sirius "nobody's son" black

regulus "nobody's daughter" black

they do in fact sing chemtrails over the country club in my fic hehe it was one of the first songs i planned 👀

OMG

Sirius looked too much like Orion, so he kept his hair long.

Regulus looked too much like Walburga, so he kept his hair short.

so I read Orion as onion and just continued on with my day like I didn’t misread anything

LMAOOOOO

Nice try fuckers.

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

Wtf? 😨

youre not doing a good job at keeping information alive if you’re not even gonna mention the cop’s name:

Lieutenant John Pike

I was like “What’s his name again?”

Anyway, yeah. Fuck you, John.

i love throwing other peoples money down the drain especially in this case

i love having friends who are as delusionally obsessed with media in the same way i am. i was in the middle of a meeting and got sent this text message. to be loved is to be known i guess.