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"I'm Like A Rotisserie Shithead!"

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[Benjamin, 24, he/him] ask to tag

trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this

[ID: screenshot of Jimmy Neutron shows Sheen talking to a tired Carl and Libby. He says, "We have Jimmy 'rapturous enjoyment of mustard'. Let's give Cindy whistling."/ end]

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt

“Family abolition” as a political concept raises some good points but the name has got to be changed to something more palatable. Because to the average person it sounds like “puppy abolition” like it sounds like a right wing parody of leftist ideas. The evil left wants to take YOUR cookies and big lollipops

Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

I am among the first people to arrive which means I get to play a fun process of elimination game. It is not the family's youngest child so I think that leaves two more. Unless Stephanie is an aunt or a niece or something.

Have learned that Stephanie is the eldest child. Which is very convenient for me because she is the one family member whose name I could not remember anyway.

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if the rumours are true and Tumblr does end up shutting down at least we'll leave a legacy of [checks notes] making up a movie and [squints] getting the f slur to chart

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