non-practicing intellectual

Explaining recipes in FFXIV to my bestie

Texas has been partially consumed by the cybertech future btw. It's fine though the garlic's still there

Just what the doctor peppered

Magpies are so cool looking like how is this a real creature I see on a daily basis

Still can't believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling "Tariff" and spending like a minute to read the definiton. "I'm going to introduce tariffs" as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying "I'm going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)"

He literally won by telling people to their faces that he's going to make inflation worse. Joke country.

lets ambush mama

I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

yeah that’s fair

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

For the love of God, sound on.

@vensre

Sometimes “Sound on” is a disappointment. This is not one of those times

Sometimes “Sound on” is

a disappointment. This is

not one of those times

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I can't kill this....