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Can't make this shit up. I run around and bike around to assist or help feral, abandoned and wild animals throughout the city by providing them with good food that they usually can't get or by catching them and treating their wounds, then re-releasing. I find one of my pigeon friends has a nasty hole in his neck (food was falling out of his crop through the neck), from either getting attacked by a falcon or getting shot, so I snatch him and quickly want to get him taken to a rehab facility. Of course, I don't have photos, I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking about photos then. Took him home instead because I was denied by a veterinary clinic (their protocol) and he's now in the zoo getting his treatment. In 15 minutes, someone comes over and steals my stuff. I couldn't leave two cans and a bag of DOG FOOD without someone stealing it.

I give humans the benefit of the doubt, someone still manages to shatter my hopes for basic decency. Still, I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt again that maybe they're poor and want to feed their dog or that they thought it was free to take. I'm all for helping poor people out, if that's the case, have at it. But if they did that to fuck with me or just to resell for personal gain, I- I don't know what to tell you. Like, they threw the other bag with my seeds into the grass.

I'll keep you updated. Maybe I'll get an answer, I just don't know. I have a feeling I should start giving the option for people to donate to the cause because, with the current situation in the world, it is becoming increasingly more difficult to do good things without getting fucked over. Here's my Mum's Paypal if you can throw in even a dollar so I can get more seeds, equipment and medication in case I need them for these guys: https://paypal.me/thepigeonhub?country.x=HR&locale.x=en_US

Here, have my pigeons:

From top to bottom: img 1: Biser (left) and Glava (right) img 2: just Glava img 3: Glava (left), Sivo Thick (middle) and Mali Sivi (right) img 4: Bijeli Tupi (left) and currently unnamed (right) img 5: Bridge Gang img 6: me holding Prst img 7: Prst's untangled, disinfected, gangrene-affected foot img 8: Prst today (notice that his toe is gone) img 9: Noga 2 img 10: Noga 2's untangled and disinfected foot

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

Jim Henson supported his openly queer colleagues in the 1970s! The Muppet performer Richard Hunt was majorly influential on Sesame Street, the Muppet Show, and Fraggle Rock.

They also dumped Chick-fil-A in 2012 when CFA made their stance on gay marriage known.

It would be a dishonor to their memories for the Jim Henson Company to kowtow to queerphobic demands when their namesake always stood for diversity and acceptance of everyone, and it makes me proud to be a Muppet fan to see that insisted upon 💖🌈

so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style

got called “omg vintage” by a secretary in training at the dentist’s office on sunday because i wore a shirt that was in style five years ago like. ma’am i bought that in 2016

this is WILD you can’t just leave this in the tags lmaoo

(cw: adult story below)

okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he can’t remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD. 

so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that he’ll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was like “oh, so this is a recurring theme in my life” and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.

so he moved out this way and started his “dick-sucking career” anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he won’t cut it off and run or something

also as this is happening i’m waiting on x-ray results so i’m just. there lmao

and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.

and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways

the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were not “safe metals” for metal detectors (“because DIY punks are hotter” was his reason??) and he was like “do i take the dick one out too” (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking around “like a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teeth” until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him “for some hot young thing”

so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!

and then, #4, was on sunday. he was so “inspired” after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that he “went too hard” at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was like “i was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.” 

and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i don’t have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID

also this was told by the most middle-aged, boring looking man on earth. like picture an accountant, but gay and VERY clumsy and funny

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madhog

What was this post about again??

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autisticexpression

Fashion I believe.

This is what being a comedian with ADHD is like, probably.

I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

e.g. they're told that this kind of creature has some kind of psychic or pheromone-based "mate bond" that cannot be broken; but it turns out that's a popular myth that has never been scientifically substantiated, and is basically used to keep people in bad relationships (basically the equivalent of "human women are biologically submissive")

"lore" is imo too often treated like information that the author is giving the reader, and it just happens to be using the medium of diagetic (that is, 'in-story') exposition.

it's so much more interesting and dynamic to treat "lore" as information that is generated and disseminated in-story. who is telling the protagonist this information? under what historical and social circumstances was this idea formed? what political motives are there for trying to get people to believe this information? which characters would disagree with it? would the protagonist believe it, or be sceptical? does the plot bear it out, or cast doubt on it?

Try Deltarune... possibly. Potentially. Unsure as of yet but I think the prophecy might be a lie. I mean, Undertale also falls in this category due to one of the first lines being "in this world, it's kill or be killed" only for that to be completely untrue. Deltarune on the other hand might be a bit more sinister and complex

Good news that we deserve 😌

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bagheadautist

for people who can’t watch the video: THE AMYGDALA CHANGES TRADITIONALLY FOUND IN MOTHERS SHOW UP IN ALL PRIMARY CAREGIVERS REGARDLESS OF SEX

Changes in this part of the brain were previously used to previously used to argue that women are the ideal primary caretakers of children in all cases. And apparently, it’s false. The reason they found these changes in women was that women were already the primary caretaker in almost all cases, not because there’s something inherent to women that makes them better parents.

this is big news for SAHF and single dads!

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legend-of-the-fandoms

This is also big news for adoptive parents and queer couples! Many people try to argue that adoptive parents aren't real parents because of biology and blah blah blah. Bigots will also argue this case against queer people. So, to all my traditionalists: it's not science! It's bigotry and sexist!

Any any any any ANY claim that insists "female" brains are fundamentally biologically different from "male" brains is ALWAYS bullshit. Every Fucking Time. If it hasn't been debunked yet, it will be.

WE ARE ALL THE SAME ANIMAL.

It's as if.... it's not some weird fucking "instinct" bullshit and it's... emotions. It's empathy. Yes, this applies to non-human animals as well. As always, I'm right AGAIN. The rhetoric of instinct is antropocentrically and eugenically biased. That's not how cognition works.

Btw this emotional response is not present in everyone, some will get stressed, some won't be affected. I get stressed by the noise and feel a little bad for the child but I don't like babies.

Update from the man himself

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holdtightclothing

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

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Reblogged

Quick Alpkarakush Painting

very quick painting of Alpkarakush taking into account Sharpe et al., (2025)'s recently published paper where the 'exoparia' is described. not that i had to change much since i usually draw my dinosaurs somewhat like this anyways :B

I have been screaming about this ever since it dropped because AAAA I WAS RIGHT A G A I N

Hi everyone it's trans day of visibility!! If ya feel like it, I'd love if you shared my work.. My name is Rachamim and I make personal queer fantasy work inspired by my Greek Sephardi background.

It's what always kept me going through my hardest periods of illness and instability and I feel very lucky to still be here sharing with y'all. If ya want links of where/how else you can support my work they're all here!! Thank you!

This is incredible

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

off to a great start everyone

i’ve been reading the tags all day i truly cannot pick a favorite so here’s more

? PTSD affects the entire body, so does every single other mental disorder? I wouldn't call PTSD a physical disability though but, yes, it affects your bodily functions. Cognition and mental health are intricately tied to our entire body. We ARE our body.

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