How It's Made turned me into a communist

"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there

Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

Give me some leeway, hit the head, learning the ropes, the cat is out of the bag, get underway, the cut of your jib, true colors, hand over fist

under the weather, in the doldrums, long shot, toe the line, groggy, aloof, overhaul, mainstay, pooped, keel over, in the offing, give a wide berth, footloose, flying colors, press into service, shake a leg

Chock-a-block. Scuttlebutt. By and large. Above board. Slush fund. Batten down the hatches. Shot across the bow. At loggerheads. Squared away. Dead reckoning. Down in the doldrums. Touch and go. Fathom/plumb. Leading light. Overwhelm, overreach. Skyscraper (originally a sail at the very tip top of a mast!). The bitter end.

we’re all in the same boat

i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

it isnt actually good or normal to have moral dilemmas every day about which posts you reblog. it isn't actually good or normal to check and recheck every message you send "just in case" you sent porn instead of a 'hi how are you'. it isn't actually good or normal to believe that your day will only go well if you have a specific keychain or whatever with you. like i'm not going to diagnose you but i do think some of you need to look into obsessive-compulsive disorder beyond "ha ha funny man wash his hands" portrayals.

If you comment something stupid and/or unnecessary on this I will reply with critical thinking questions.

[ID: art of a person smiling as they think about a show titled: "Show About Women!" The show's represented by a smiling brown-skinned woman, with a rainbow behind her. The person thinks: "Oh boy, I wonder if anyone else is talking about the amazing story and development in "Show About Women!" from the "Shows About Not a White Man Verse!"

The person logs onto social media, goes in the "Show About Women" tag, and gets an exhausted, angry expression. They see the other trending tags are: "#WhiteGuy, #WhiteMan, #FuckWoman, #WhiteGuySpinoff," and variations. Almost all the art is of a white man with no other features and a neutral expression, and there's a text post saying: "I know he's in one scene but..." The only art of the woman shows her with a wildly exaggerated breast size, much more revealing clothing, and a significantly lighter, desaturated skin tone. End ID.]

Thank you for the ID @anistarrose!

SHAPE HELL 2

"Boy" who prides himself on how much he can endure thinks being a girl would be super cool, but being a guy is fine, which could mean nothing.

computer girl pinup

White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

i'm hot and maladjusted it's literally fine

If given the opportunity to have my conciousness digitised and put into an Android body capable of inhuman feats such as double jumping I would absolutely agree to it #girl

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if you aren't a girl yet i recommend changing that