bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

being popular on tumblr is like being really good at jumping up and touching a doorframe

I love the clip with the dad eating the banana. No noise, but that banana hit the door behind him at impressive speeds lmao

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

is anyone else Embarrassed by loud shoes....i am literally clipping and clopping down the sidewalk like a horse

me in my clipclop 9000s:

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

When this happened I printed out like a hundred copies of his face and stuck them all over the house to prank my mom who was also a SPN fan.

Unfortunately that was also the year we hosted our Japanese exchange student, who had never heard of SPN or Misha Collins before in her Japanese life, came home from school and quietly asked in a scared yet polite tone: "Who is this man?"

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

kfp also respects women more than any beauty company too.

also it had a positive relationship between an adopted child and his stepfather even after he found out he was adopted

Hey yknow how Viper was born without fangs, but instead of being rendered helpless as her family thought she’d be, she instead used her other skills to become the best warrior in her clan?

And how Tigress had severe, destructive anger issues when she was younger, but instead of being painted as a “problem child” she was instead taught her how to channel her emotions into something constructive?

And how Crane trained extra hard to impress a girl, and was by all rights the hero of his own story, but he still didn’t get her in the end? And how the girl isn’t shamed for it?

It’s almost as if you get more mileage out of treating your characters (and the people they resemble) with compassion than you do just shamelessly stamping them with your own misconceptions and hang ups.

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The whole central ethos of the franchise is that there’s no such thing as being The Best™ - there’s just being the best version of yourself you can be, and honoring/channeling your own strengths is the wise and badass thing to do.

hey. Don’t fucking call it that

i have to get out of here

andrew robinson like ”I don’t know how to play a spy but I do know how to play a homosexual and that’s kind of the same thing”

allow me to tell you of the grave error i made yesterday. it was 8pm. i was cooking moroccan stew. needed to let it simmer for 25 minutes before i added the chickpeas. i shall go upstairs, thought i, and take a shower, and leave the chickpeas on the counter to drain. puddles the cat is sleeping near the stove. i briefly consider locking her out of the kitchen - but surely even she, leviathan of unconquerable appetites, will not concern herself with hard, drained, uncooked chickpeas. surely not.

with this set-up in mind, what do you imagine i found when i came back downstairs?

i'll not keep you in suspense.

the moral of this story is never own cats

everything