Me: oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track farther down: thank God the trolley is gonna run over *those people*

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

A Peryton (half stag, half bird) on the King's Fountain at Linlithgow Palace in West Lothian, Scotland.

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

thats my favorite anime

i LIED im not horny for sex. im horny for a soft domestic life. extremely horny for stealing kisses in between cooking dinner. extraordinarily horny for curling up together and watching something funny and talking about our days. off the charts horny for having my hair played with while we snuggle

Freak! Guards, get them!

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic 

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

WHOA, HOLD UP, WHAT?!

Yeah, Oak was the kid in the Celebi movie.

Meaning that he also probably had more pokemon available when Ash first started his journey, but he deliberately tricked Ash into accepting a rowdy and untamed pikachu because that was Ash’s partner back during their adventure together.

That means his verbal savagery toward Ash early on was friendship, which puts a whole different spin on it.

*Ash rushes in, dead last among the kids of Pallet Town*: Professor Oak! Is it too late for me to get a Pokémon?!

Samuel Oak, Anticipating this moment for decades and saving a very special Pikachu from the local breeding program for just this occasion and trying very hard not to laugh: Oh boy, we’ll see what we can do…

why do I even buy cat toys

[video ID: Black and brown striped cat on a purple lounge chair and turquoise pillow chasing, biting, and wagging its tail End ID]

[Photo ID: a screenshot of Tumblr tags: “#i particularly appreciate that all of this extremely brainless activity #is happening on a purple velvet chaise lounge #this cat is living its best life End ID]

Tails really are the ultimate stim toy

#if we had a functional SEC they'd all be in jail for market manipulation and insider trading

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

I made this meme two years ago for this exact topic and I'm so happy I get to use it

Models for an optician in Paris, 1925.