Thinking about that “you suffered from insomnia”, “Linda cured my insomnia haha I like that” interview.

Like Paul actually couldn’t sleep (which is hell) was dreaming about Klein as a dentist (horrifying, his friends laughed). And John really said “how do sleep?”

pacing around my room andngripping my head. they missed each other, they missed each other, they just missed each other, oh my god he was testing you it was never actually serious until you told him to move on from you, you gave him your blessing, why would he actually want it to come between you two, it never did in the past! it was always you! you had him! you had him! you had him! falls to the ground. gets back up. he needs to be chased! he wanted you to fight for him, a sign that you actually cared, you never spoke it out loud, it's just how you were raised you say, he's just sensitive, but then why did he let you! how could he let you push him away! he thought the binding of fate was a solid wall and he tested and prodded it every day and when you at wits end finally showed him the end you had gripped in your hand and unwove it in front of his eyes he was speechless AUGHHHH and yet you were completely blind to it! even after all these years with him, you couldn't see that you were the only one who could ever hurt him like you did, of course it was you that hurt him like you did, of course you could hurt him, and of course you did. even as you unwound your bonds you couldn't see it, didn't know what you had done. there is more holding you together than this flimsy string, you thought as it pooled at your feet and as he turned around and took a step out and kept walking and didn't look back

anyways that's my argument for paul fumbled john

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

Bradford, Brass and the Beatles 🎺

A new radio documentary, Bradford, Brass and the Beatles, will be available on BBC Sounds from Wednesday 9th April. Bradford is the UK Capital of Culture for 2025, so I imagine this fresh look at the Beatles connections to the town is prompted by that.

ok. here are my pitches for the beatles biopics

john: directed by david lynch. focused on the conflict between celebrity, identity and "real" life. the typical worms and maggots wriggling under the picture perfect roses type shit. mulholland drive levels of psychosexual tension + a single but extremely graphic mclennon sex scene. kyle maclachlan plays george. masturbation scenes are mandatory

paul: directed by luca guadagnino. oriented around themes of loss and desire - very bones and all but with the cut throat ferocity of suspiria combined with the expressions of sensuality in i am love. tilda swinton plays paul and it makes no sense but it works perfectly. mclennon sexual tension is mandatory but doesnt need to be acted upon in any graphic way. demands vivid colour palette.

george: directed by david cronenberg. interested in how celebrity demands the objectification of the body. cancer is a reoccuring metaphor. bob and george are the movie's central relationship. religion (hare krishna) is used as a way to further elaborate on the whole body horror thing idk i lost my train of thought

ringo: popstar never stop never stopping 2

we must begin to prepare NOW for the influx of 2028 beatles biopic yaoi that people pretend isn’t technically rpf because it’s the fictionalised versions of them. i remember what happened after bohemian rhapsody came out #HOLDTHELINE #RPFSTRONG

harris dickinson and paul mescal have 3 years to star in an hbo war drama together

keep getting beatles biopic casting aftershocks. george harrison receding hairline. not my george. #notmygeorge

This feels like an April Fools joke

… but it isn’t. So here we are 😮‍💨 (X)

doodle dump and cheerleader paul from the past Month

the mccartneys

i dont think ill ever experience anything as profoundly humiliating as finding john lennon attractive. i can never mention it to anyone irl because they would rip me to shreds for it. and they would be right in doing so.

whatever if i can’t give you messy john have this photo of paul i found on pinterest today

and

I reaally hate them cause every scenario works with them every single one just FEELS RIGHT. lovers from day one, pining forever, frenemies to enemies, soulmates who share different forms of cruelty, suddenly in love, hurt comfort pals, endless phonecalls, aaaa

George Harrison is a concept by which we measure how badly someone wants to be mclennon’s third