i was born in a glass of warm water

we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or

Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

“scœliosus”

I’m reblogging this post because I can never stop fucking thinking about it, it haunts me

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier

when the cursed interact

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

SAX-A-BOOM

This song has been stuck in my head all day. May you be cursed the same 😆😆😆

do i deserve back pain at this age

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

You guys are forgetting the best part

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story

Crystals for banishing someone:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

This here’s my banishin’ rock. 

Item: Crystal of Banishment, 2d8 Bludgeoning damage

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

Bailey Skye aka Zah aka Nightspace (American, b. Seattle,WA, USA) Body Arts Photo: Orograph

Imagine going to a community college for years, hoping to score a job in the games industry. You learn code, 3D modeling, physics, and more after so much time, get a bachelor’s, and get hired by Rockstar games. Time passes, and your manager says “Yeah you can leave home early, if you scuplt realistic testicles on our horses. Give them realistic physics, make them react to the weather, give these horses testicles right now Jerry!”

video games are an art form