NewtAfterDark

Yeah

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

Its real now thanks op

i cannot BELIEVE

Pro goblin tip:

Add a little-guy-holding-a-shiny-thing patch to an item of clothing. You will not regret this. Bonus points if the little guy has a whole nest of shinies.

the devil and man in the garden

^_^

me when my disabilities disable me:

he's so close to figuring it out

okay but girl who cares go look at fat werewolf tits and enjoy life a little bit

diglett & dugtrio

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

and that bernard squarcini, the head of internal security (DGSI) during sarkozy's presidency, just got convicted for influence peddling and has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years? 😌🙏

and that marine le pen, leader of the far-right party et one of the (ex)favorites for the 2027 presidential elections, has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years and is ineligible for five years?? 😌🙌✨️

My American ass watching other presidents face some form of consequence for wrongdoing…

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

sorry should’ve said:

I wanted a reliable, fixed blade for under $30. I was broke. Got a Morakniv companion. Did everything I wanted for my budget. In fisheries work most people go for a serrated Victorinox, aka a “vicky.” I carried my companion & a vicky for the rare occasions I absolutely needed serration.

so maybe it wasn’t truly completely do-it-all but I mostly used by companion. I just liked it better. i still use my companion for everything from cutting campfire kindling to paring veggies. it’s my bestie ♥️🫶 i also use a morakniv eldris now

Before I scrolled down to read your addition saying which knife it was, I said oh I hope he got a Morakniv. Best bang for your buck, hands down.

Villains edition : )

Who is willing to take on the hell that would be 9 or 10....

(not me fbdjd put me in 2)

Non villains edition here!

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@bespectacled-bookwyrm

keening, sunder, wraithguard