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Nicnac's Nonsense

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She/her; AZ; 1990
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Does anyone else sometimes feel sleepy in a good, wholesome way and sometimes feel sleepy in an evil and bad way?

Bits from the Vorkosigan Saga I think about frequently:

  • green silk rooms
  • cordelia's comment to mark about her interest in the artistic combination of hers and aral's genes
  • "in the physics of the heart, distance is relative; it's time that's absolute" I love this bit so much I put it on a plate in my ceramics class in college
  • nobody voted for steady freddie (someone said this is a reagan reference?)
  • creme de meth
  • ivan giving head for barrayar
  • the kitten tree :((((((((
  • mark eavesdropping on cordelia and aral and thinking oh, these are what honorable people are like
  • the star crèche
  • that one meme that's like oh good gregor is here, oh no gregor is here 😱 panik
  • nikki calling the emperor
  • taura and alys in winterfair gifts
  • shopping
  • mark's name
  • the one in ten thousand ships that jump and never reappear

“All true wealth is biological.”

“Welcome to Barrayar, son. Here you go: have a world of wealth and poverty, wrenching change and rooted history. Have a birth; have two. Have a name. Miles means "soldier," but don't let the power of suggestion overwhelm you. Have a twisted form in a society that loathes and fears the mutations that have been its deepest agony. Have a title, wealth, power, and all the hatred and envy they will draw. Have your body ripped apart and re-arranged. Inherit an array of friends and enemies you never made. Have a grandfather from hell. Endure pain, find joy, and make your own meaning, because the universe certainly isn't going to supply it. Always be a moving target. Live. Live. Live.”

""You can't make them—whoever your particular them is—do anything, really," said Ekaterin slowly. "Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. You can waste . . . years, trying to get someone to give that respect to you, as though it were a sort of promotion or raise in pay. If only you do enough, if only you are good enough. No. You have to just . . . take it. Give it to yourself, I suppose. Say, I'm sorry you feel like that, and walk away. But that's hard.”

"There are some prices that are just too high, no matter how much you want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart."

and

"You go on. There's nothing more to it and no trick to make it easier. You just go on." "And what do you find on the other side?" "Your life again. What else?" "Is that a promise?" "It's an inevitability."

“Cavilo!” he shouted. “Deactivate your weapons and freeze, or I'll blow Gregor to atoms!"… Miles had judged the hostage-problem logically insoluble; therefore, clearly the only thing to do was make it Cavilo's problem instead of his own.

Bits from the Vorkosigan Saga I think about frequently:

  • green silk rooms
  • cordelia's comment to mark about her interest in the artistic combination of hers and aral's genes
  • "in the physics of the heart, distance is relative; it's time that's absolute" I love this bit so much I put it on a plate in my ceramics class in college
  • nobody voted for steady freddie (someone said this is a reagan reference?)
  • creme de meth
  • ivan giving head for barrayar
  • the kitten tree :((((((((
  • mark eavesdropping on cordelia and aral and thinking oh, these are what honorable people are like
  • the star crèche
  • that one meme that's like oh good gregor is here, oh no gregor is here 😱 panik
  • nikki calling the emperor
  • taura and alys in winterfair gifts
  • shopping
  • mark's name
  • the one in ten thousand ships that jump and never reappear

“All true wealth is biological.”

“Welcome to Barrayar, son. Here you go: have a world of wealth and poverty, wrenching change and rooted history. Have a birth; have two. Have a name. Miles means "soldier," but don't let the power of suggestion overwhelm you. Have a twisted form in a society that loathes and fears the mutations that have been its deepest agony. Have a title, wealth, power, and all the hatred and envy they will draw. Have your body ripped apart and re-arranged. Inherit an array of friends and enemies you never made. Have a grandfather from hell. Endure pain, find joy, and make your own meaning, because the universe certainly isn't going to supply it. Always be a moving target. Live. Live. Live.”

"When you choose an action, you also choose the consequences of that action. When you desire a consequence you had damned well better take the action that will create it."

"Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great actions have been accomplished out of imperfection. Yet they were accomplished, somehow, all the same."

“Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can’t trade for your heart’s desire is your heart.”

Finished Severance, and it was fine. Or rather, it was good and I liked it fine. It’s just not doing it for me the way it has for a lot of other people. I’m not convinced it’s as super amazing good as a lot of people say it is, but will also own that a fair amount of what’s dragging it down is on my personal preferences and expectations, not the show’s failure.

Watched the first episode of Severance and it’s good, I’m going to keep watching, but… okay, so they’re doing this thing with like, dead space let’s call it, and I can tell it’s deliberate and they’re doing good things with it, but man oh man is it a struggle for my ADHD ass to sit through. I don’t know if I would have made it through the first ten minutes if I didn’t know people were so hype about this show.

Oh, great idea! You know how some people will but a link to their tumblr in the end author’s notes on a fic on ao3? Normally when I do that I just link my main tumblr page, but why don’t I link directly to the tumblr post about the fic? It’s a little more work since I’ll have to post the fic, create the tumblr post, then edit the fic to add the link to tumblr, but it means that anyone inspired enough by the fic to seek out my tumblr will be immediately met with the post they can reblog to share the fic with people.

So I haven’t posted any fic on ao3 in over a year, in fact exactly 15 months yesterday, and I have picked probably the worst possible option of things I’ve been picking away at for my re-debut, but here we are, or will be in probably about 20-30 mins. Super niche Buffy fic incoming.

Just struck by the silliest mental image where Ed shaves his s1 beard either a little earlier or it’s an AU where they don’t get caught or something and he and Stede have a whole Beauty and the Beast interaction about it. Stede being like, gasp, who is this stranger? And Ed is like Stede, it’s me! And Stede gets a little closer pets his hair a little and then looks deep in those big brown baby cow eyes and is like oh my god it is you!

I wish more published books had their word count readily available. Page count is such a meaningless number. Physical books can have different size pages and both physical and ebooks can have different margins and spacing and text sizes — ebooks especially can have hugely different text sizes based on reader preference. Plus books with lots of short paragraphs and short chapters will end up having a lot of dead space on the page making them seem a lot longer.

Word count isn’t perfect — you could have two texts with the same word count where one is effectively much longer because it’s densely written with a lot of big words while the other has a very breezy style to it — but word count is still a much better approximation than page count.

I've been like obsessively rereading forward to past time and waiting for you just for the william bits. I neeeeeed more william oh please I want my darling boy. and buffy is so so fun when she's been shot into an era she does NOT belong in. I've gone through the historical tag on ef and searched best I could on ao3 but I KNOW there's stuff I'm missing always shit I've missed. what have I missed folks gimme !!

as a fellow historical au fan, here are my fav spuffy ones with victorian william:

Must Be Tuesday by amidtheflowers

Buffy wishes for her soulmate to be there so she gets ghostly apparitions of both william and spike that no one else can see

THE holy grail. in heaven buffys surrounded by the souls of the people she loves and there is also spike's soul meaning WILLIAM

buffys the slayer in 1880 and stops william from being sired by drusilla

both buffy and spike jump through glory's portal and land themselves in London in 1880

honorary mentions

Dreamer by gort (william is there for a hot minute bc of a spell)

From That Dream's Apocalypse by OffYourBird (off screen william!!)

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

  1. "I'm not in the our flag fandom!" -> this poll isn't for you
  2. "isn't this poll going to be biased because you're not canyon?" -> yes, definitely. however I am an izzy enjoyer. and I know there's izzy enjoyers in my notes. the canyon isn't as separate as the name implies. there's a spectrum
  3. "can I be rude and nasty in your notes?" -> no
  4. "but what if I really wanna be rude and nasty about fandom discourse??" -> please touch grass
  5. "b-but" -> be CIVIL. aren't we all adults here or something? you are 35. perhaps even 47. if you're still acting like a whiny baby over fandom drama then take some life advice from me and grow up and talk to anyone irl. like anyone. talk to the barista ffs lmao no one cares this isn't real lol

What are the goats for, then, Jess? WHAT ARE THE GOATS FOR?

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FOR DAIRY AND ALSO PETTING YOU SICK FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THEN EXPLAIN THESE FACES:

Are these the faces of men who expect to open a door and see (non-sexual) milking?

I am 100% certain they are reacting to these animals having pooped in an enclosed room on a ship have a nice day

But they were just stood next to Pete while HE was pooping in the en-suite, and that didn’t bother them!

A room full of animal shit all over the floor is 10x grosser and stinkier than a lone man mid-poop whose shit is concealed from view, I will not back down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me remind you that this isn’t a tour of the ship montage, it’s a tour of things to DO on the ship montage!

Like goats!

STEDE SAYS 'AMENITIES' HE DOES NOT SAY 'THINGS TO DO' AND CERTAINLY DOES NOT SAY 'THINGS TO FUCK'

Lest we forget this is DIRECTLY after stating that he wants to move away from piracy being a culture of abuse, and yet here you're suggesting animal abuse???????????????????????? The goats did not consent to your nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLUS I would argue an en suite or room for storing cannon balls falls under tour of the ship and not tour of things to do on the ship! If you were touring someone's home and they pointed out the bathroom would you consider that a fun activity to do????????? I am going to kill you.

Obviously the goats are there for milk; where did they get splash of milk for Ed’s tea if not from the goats?

*Thinking in words includes both “hearing” and “seeing” words in your mind. Not thinking in words would include thing like seeing pictures in your mind, hearing non-words, thinking in abstract concepts, etc.

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