i love stock photos so much

i googled “protest stock photo” because i was curious to see how they would handle the subject matter while maintaining the inoffensive, generic marketability of most stock images and i don’t know what i expected but uh

group chat after you post something cursed

[image description: a stock photo of a person in a crowd holding a sign that says “no.”

another stock photo of a crowd of people holding signs with angry faces on them.]

May I add one

yes you may

Watching Ralph in anguish fuels me

Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

*guy who hasn’t read a book since he was 7 years old voice* it’s not that deep bro

he stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntiness with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

going to go to a random overpass and just start dropping bricks with my eyes closed until something happens. and its this posts fault

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

look at this shit.

James Somerton is working as a wedding photographer with a plagiarized portfolio, btw

YoutubeDrama thread where this came out.

He truly seems incapable of not passing off others work as his own.

imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

yeah cause thou art so well otherwise, tumblr user currently crying about Lancelot

you know what verily i deserv’d this

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I'm such an IDIOT

My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol