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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

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they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

Whatever

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fatheadedbutch

thats not a bong thats a bing

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works for me!

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