Chronically Existential

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

haven't seen the wicked movie yet but will concede it's an extremely astute way for ariana grande to come out as white blonde

eh i get no one likes uncomfortable truths but im gonna say it:

it was juuuuuuuuust getting to the point that the tide was turning there—where the risk of racefaking concerns finally being taken seriously by mainstream media outlets—was no longer outweighed by the advantages of being perceived as racially ambiguous in order to appeal to wider audiences (which was commercially valuable back when she branching out into rap/hip-hop, less important now that her global fame has solidified). and at a time where we are seeing a massive political resurgence of anti-black and anti-brown racism....not really a coincidence that she chose now to go blonde/pale. amazing political acumen, truly living up to Galinda's pragmatic example

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

the scene where alana is like “i feel like I’ve been poisoned” and will’s like “we’ve all been poisoned” is funny in hindsight because alana is talking about how she was being fed human meat and cartilage beer for 8 months and will is talking about how he’s kind of in love with hannibal

Imagine flirting so hard with a neurologist that he lies about a diagnosis for you