dance, dance

Love Letter to the Eve of the End of the World by George Abraham

will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them

“Icemav is canon” I say into the microphone. The crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage. "She's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. Val Kilmer.

i love how that blog is like “im anti cockles i hate rpf” like okay fair enough do whatever you want but then they are like “jensen and misha actually Hate each other” like honey that’s rpf

wait actually they are fine with rpf but they do think that jensen and misha hate each other. also brangelina is not rpf lmao they were literally married to each other. ugh when you only care abt canon ships amirite

WAIT. IS THIS WHAT I WAS DOING ON JANUARY 6TH

did you enjoy being skeptical about everything you read on april fools day? now get ready for developing critical thinking skills every day of the year

i think there are ways to make rpf like into an actual issue for the ppl in question but to me the funniest part abt rpf is like. what if these ppl DID hook up once or dated for a v short time but ultimately decided they didn’t want any of it. but there are still ppl shipping them many years later like “omg they should get together” when in reality they did and hated it

i love how that blog is like “im anti cockles i hate rpf” like okay fair enough do whatever you want but then they are like “jensen and misha actually Hate each other” like honey that’s rpf

wait actually they are fine with rpf but they do think that jensen and misha hate each other. also brangelina is not rpf lmao they were literally married to each other. ugh when you only care abt canon ships amirite

i love how that blog is like “im anti cockles i hate rpf” like okay fair enough do whatever you want but then they are like “jensen and misha actually Hate each other” like honey that’s rpf

did you guys know that the robot genre of science fiction sprung up as a critique of the way in which industrialization reduced workers to taking up monotonous, unskilled factory jobs in order to earn profit, jobs which in turn alienated them from their own humanity? did you know that the theory of the alienation of the self under capitalistic mode of production is a core principle of marxism? did you know that robot itself comes from a czech playwright who, for a science fiction play, coined the word as a derivative of the czech term robota, meaning forced labor? did you know that the robot genre is rooted in anti-capitalist sentiment?

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

You've heard about the Madonna/Whore complex, now I propose Mary/Medea: a fictional mother must be an absolute perfect selfless saint whose identity revolves solely around her children, or else be a selfish abusive demon with no redeeming qualities whatsoever

i'm not invested in "harry potter was never good" conversations because it doesn't matter if it's good or not. quality does not positively correlate with socio-political praxis. it could be a really good piece of art, but if it's still supporting a vocal proponent of transmisogyny and transphobia, i don't give a shit. harry potter good or bad, who cares, its success is unambiguiously providing financial and social capital for a morally despicable person.

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

love languages

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.