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rip in pieces i-pissed-in-the-ballpit
okay so
little update
the bit was starting to feel a little tired & i have too many other things to focus on rn so i'm not doing the whole ballpit thing anymore
this will probably just be a personal blog now
No more piss? Are we, the piss fandom, stil allowed 2 pee? Is anyone stil allowed to pee?
No. No one is allowed to pee. It is against the law now. You will be prosecuted and face prison time if you ever urinate again. You have been warned.
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I, a peanut butter pickle sandwich, a snack that Elvis Presley famously enjoyed eating, HAVE RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE
im gonna eat you just like i ate @unmask-strange-aeons
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Why did they put a massive orb in Las Vegas? To spite me? Woah mama this city hates me as much as I hate it
Woah mama they put me in the sphere
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's what you get for being an Anti-American Commie! (and a fake friend, but I'm totally over that, and I don't even care anymore, I have lots of friends, why would I need Elvis as a friend?)
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Anonymous asked:
Nixon Pat would love you more as a woman Nixon Pat loves Daisy Nixon
-MK Ultra
Is this true, Pat? @patricia-nixon-official
i love you just the way you are nixie :)
Thank you, my love. ❤️
Anonymous asked:
Nixon Pat would love you more as a woman Nixon Pat loves Daisy Nixon
-MK Ultra
Is this true, Pat? @patricia-nixon-official
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man I love Richard Nixon
I love you too, my fellow American. ❤️
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Anonymous asked:
Please don't leave me, Pat. I'll do anything for you. I miss your meatloaf, Pat. I miss you, Pat. I'll do anything to make our marriage work. If you're a lesbian, I'll turn into a woman for you, Pat. Please. I need you. I can't go on without you.
Love,
Dick @nixon-official
i will never leave you. never. i will be by your side till the day i die.
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nixon isnt worthy of love
nixon isnt worthy of anything
i cant bear to live with these feelings anymore
why did God create me so broken?
YOU ARE NOT BROKEN MY LOVE YOU ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
Thank you, my love. The PSYOPS have really been messing with my mind lately. People keep on calling me Daisy - sometimes I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore.
I'm sure I'll feel better once I have a bite of your meatloaf again. ❤️
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PAT!!!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE!!!! @patricia-nixon-official
I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous asked:
Nellie has left Pat. She’s gone Pat. You regret this Pat. You will regret this Pat. She’s the one who got away Pat. That’s your fault Pat
-MK Ultra
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T ENOUGH TIME!!!! THE WHITE HOUSE INTERNET HAS BEEN DOWN!!!!!
YOU WERE GOING TO LEAVE ME??? FOR A WOMAN???? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!
THE COMMUNIST PSYOPS HAVE BEEN GETTING TO ME!! IM SORRY NIXIE I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
It's okay, my love. I'll never leave your side again. We can resist their horrible mind-control if we stick together. ❤️