Nuubles

whore pov:

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

Ever heard of a Sexy Legs Cockroach? No? Ever wanted to see someone make an anthropomorphic cockroach? ...No? Well.

Beware y'all...

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

I love Reddit sometimes.

An unpredictable move

hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied

in my family we call this “getting the good bologna” because after my grandma got fancy bologna on sale she couldn’t go back

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

this came about because we were playing mario party last night and I used boo to steal a star and our son called me “elon musk” and when I asked why he said “because you didn’t earn that”

Incredible

let's scale the mountain with mama

Nothing more awesome than seeing a trans woman with big boobs like hell yes you did it!

Okay there is one thing more awesome

crochet aquarium