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Burglary's More Fun Than Socialising

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Allie, 23, she/her, bi, certified yapper
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☁ about me! my name is allie and my pronouns are she/her i'm british and 23 a scorpio and a hopeless romantic bi, grey-ace i'm very short and a certified mum friend

this has probably been pointed out before but I was rewatching dmc and I noticed davy jones uses his tentacles to keep his hat on when the ship goes underwater

and that's such a neat detail idk

The script for Dead Man's Chest and At World's End could have been a lot better, but the craft going into making the movies? The cinematography, the special effects, the costuming, the music? Incredible. The attention to detail in these movies is exceptional.

early adulthood is just like. i'm at a friend's apartment. i'm learning how cars work. i'm kissing a stranger. i'm buying a coloring book with my groceries. i've never been happy. maybe i should call my mom. i'm online shopping. this is the happiest i've ever been. i sleep with a stuffed animal. i have to go to bed early because i have work tomorrow. my calendar is empty and it feels full. i can stay up as late as i want. i'm scared of everything. i tried a new restaurant today. i'm free.

Lose

Elrond x f!reader

word count: 1k

warnings: no happy ending, i repeat, no happy ending!!! main character death and descriptions of injury, Elrond gets heart-broken and it might just break your heart (if it isn't broken already)

instead of killing @oblivious-idiot i think they might kill me after this one oops

inspired by the song Arcade by Duncan Lawrence

(not my image and are we surprised I can't remember who's it is)

okay belle that was mean

fuck you

how are you so good

i'm not crying, honest

War of the Rohirrim spoilers:

I understand that Hama had to die. I do. I understand that he absolutely had to die in the specific the way that he did, because Hama as a character represents the valor and honor of the people of Rohan (exemplified in his mastery of song, which is how those values are upheld in the community and passed along to the next generation), and Wulf, who rejects these values, had to kill him in a dishonorable way to represent his attempt to destroy the values of the Eorlingas and prove that valor and honor are worthless. And I understand that Hama’s instrument being passed to others represents that that valor and honor did not die with him, and could not be destroyed by Wulf. I understand this! I do! But also, have you considered: it made me sad

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

how do you use these?

Put these on the top layer above everything, set layer to 'overlay' then adjust opacity. You can put it on whatever opacity you want but usually 30%+ is most effective.

The point is to obstruct the picture so AI can't read your image because AI counts every single pixel in your art

By this post alone, in less than 5 hours.

I need you all to calm the fuck down

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

It's true and ops got a sort of impish charm and a sharp wit to boot

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This applies to so many things! Your first two inches of knitting/crocheting look like fuck-all. Your pile of fabric pieces look like fuck-all. Your first two paragraphs look like fuck-all. Your first nursing class looks like-fuck all. Keep doing the thing until you finish the thing!

Why is this making me so emotional. Everyone please be nice to the skull.

[ID: An old tar-caked skull in a display case with the following curator's note. "Please do not dislike this skull. Once it could laugh and cry like you. Those in authority decided to chop his head off and dump it in hot tar. Someone placed the head in this bible box which was recovered from the rubble of a London church during the war. The head responds to kindness and affection so spare him a kind thought or smile, you may well be surprised at what a little affection can do!" /End ID]

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