Honestly Obscure Enthusiasm

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

LOL Im Your Only Friend Im Not Your Only Friend But Im A Little Glowing Friend But Really Im Not Actually Your Friend But I Am

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels

is this a set up

hehehe only one way to find out

Oh Captain!

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

The Matrix (1999) The Matrix Reloaded (2003) The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Trinity talking to anybody

Wait

WAIT

Roll The Old Chariot Along is the best shanty when you're bored at work bc you can just keep making up verses. Like sure. A game of solitaire wouldn't do us any harm. And we'll all hang on behind

Things That Wouldn't Do Us Any Harm:

when you hear the telltale squish of someone stealing your basement meat

What’s with you and the juggling? I saw a cool documentary about a juggler. You should watch it. 

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

Ill be a star

The brilliant thing about Farscape is that when it's doing a "ship is broken, can't go anywhere" episode, you're not just worried about the characters on the ship, you're also worried about the ship as a character. That emotional investment does wonders for upping the stakes, it must be said.

All of which is to say: Moya my beloved 💙

remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

WHO ELSE REMEMBERS:

The Western Interior Seaway

Walked into a bar and saw this